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doppelganga196 said:
& Fuck soho, i've already got a number off a friend who went with a girl in paddington. That plus i got a chicks number today in marks & spencer & she seems like a kinky bitch too!
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Are you sure your ready for full sex ? Maybe a kiss and a cuddle judging by your emotional intelligence:p
 
Mensa do IQ not EQ. There's no set standard test for EQ yet so kinda meaningless. IQ is also pretty meaningless. I did get accepted in Mensa as a kid though. Never went to any meetings cos I found out that Carol Vorderman didn't really go to all of them :(
 
black king said:
Neither by the sounds of it do you mate!

Now you are just looking for an arguement seeing as I already have spoken about experiences with hookers in this thread, I actually much prefer seeing escorts to having a girlfriend or casual sex, girlfriends are annoying half the time and I don't know many people happy in their relationships and casual sex or one night stands are shit as its not very likely you can get into any decent sort of good/dirty sex as its not a regular girlfriend, so im very happy with my choices in life!

I don't go out much any more and I am really busy with my work and i'm not going to sacrifice my career for the sake of settling down with a girl and watching tv in the evening haha. I have gone past the point of going out regularly and I love my freedom so no need for me to want to get laid, if I want sex then I can afford to pay, but trust me when I do go out i've got girls falling over themselves for me! Not that many of them are actually that interesting anyway!

If I wasn't happy with myself then maybe I would perhaps come on the internet and start judging other people by my own miserable standards to let out some pent up frustration, but I don't I''m very accepting of other peoples lifestyle choices and habits!
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Wow!
 
doppelganga196 said:
Jesus how did this thread take off so?
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I think it was the sheer fascination with the random poster who came along on a drug culture / harm minimisation / discussion forum and asked for hookers in the crudest possible language as if this is the kind of thing bluelight deals with all the time. It's not like the guy picked a hooker forum - he just decided that drugs were close enough for some reason.

And then the way he acted hurt and surprised when some people, instead of directly pointing him towards the nearest 'young ho' to get a 'sucky fucky' from, decided to raise the topic of the morality of prostitution instead. How dare they!

Personally i think it's hilarious.

For the record i would like to see completely legalised and controlled prostitution to protect prostitutes from being trafficked and having to deal with people like the OP - harm minimisation similar to that which i'd suggest for currently illegal recreational drugs.
 
Lamb of god, this thread is like a poor whodunit a poor friend gives you for Christmas. The odd bit of wit and smouldering sexuality aside, all that keeps you reading is a vague, vicarious curiosity about the ending.

But there isn't one! Did the fucking guy get his jiggy jiggy in the end? Or has he found he's prettier in pink?

Or was he a shill for escorts wanting to circumvent the BL advertising ban? If so, how was he paid?

I await 'Soggy Dick, the sequel.' Scene 1 - a wet afternoon in an inner city clap clinic....
 
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