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Greatest drug induced quotes....Trippin/rollin/stoned/doped/dusted LOL's go here!

"No man.. Once the ground stops tilting and the sky is blue again, I'll come out. But for the next five hours just let me chill in this fucking tent." - friend on a 10 strip.

"I am captain planet. I will rape you" - COD threat while drunk/high

*friend trips into 2 ft deep ditch in the ground*
"Wtf are you okay??!!"
*pops out of ditch* "Did I seriously just trip face while tripping face?...My mind is blown." - both of us on acid

In a park populated with many families -
"Can i just...like..lay down? Thats cool right?"
"No man you can't lay down, not here, lets go home'
"C'mon I just wanna--" *lays down in a patch of tanbarkt* "--lay--here--"
"God damnit no, act normal!"
*makes tanbark angel* "What. Is. Normal?"
-shrooms

"Can you spin me some of that psy-country?"
"What?"
"You know..its like that happy hard-polka shit?" -acid.

"The only things I'm good at are eating and sleeping. Fuck you meth, now I have to find something else to be good at...Next line is mine btw."
 
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"I'm not thinking about the shit that I thought I would think about, I'm thinking about something else"

Me on mushrooms
 
"There once was a little one who was a girl named Little One and she fell down."

-Friend of mine explaining why she was scraped up after going to the bathroom...i think alcohol and X, but i dont remember exactly
 
Me: "dude, did you just see an effeminate looking black guy with pink pants"
My friend: "what?"
Me:"nevermind"


150mg of mdai and a lot of weed
 
Hey yo Queen's get the Money long time no cash
I'm caught up in the hustle when the guns go blast
the fool retaliated so I had to think fast
pull out my heat first, he pull out his heat last
Now who the fuck you think is livin' to this day?
I'm tryin' to tell these young niggas crime don't pay
they looked at me and said "Queen's niggas don't play. Do your thing
I'll do mine kid stay outta my way".
It's type hard tryna survive in New York state
can't stop till I'm eatin' off a platinum plate
po po comes around and tries to relocate me
lock me up for ever but they can't deflate me 'cause
havin' cash is highly addictive
especially when you're used to havin' money to live with
I thought step back look at my life as a whole
Ain't no love it seems the devil done stole my soul
I'm out for delfia, selfia, P's not helpin' ya
I'm tryna get this Lexus up, and plus a cellular
yo Big Noyd! (What up cuzin'?) I can't cope
With all these crab niggas tryna shorten my rope.
 
"It's like rocky vs. brain-heart!" describing the effects of a roll

"How high are you on a scale of 1 to Brad?" Brad is a universally drug intolerant friend of ours
 
me and 2 friends were candyflipping (thats when you take x and acid together) and we where walkin through a parking lot and we saw a paper liquor store bag that was torn in such a way it looked like a hat and he looked rite at a stranger we were walking by and yelled "HATBAG, hatbag hatbag hatbag HATBAG" the guy he yelled this at was like 50 and looked like he was gonna have a heart attack to this day the three of us greet each other by yelling hatbag
 
To Black roomie while on shrooms for the 1st time:

"You look like chocolate. For real, you're making me crave chocolate! I want to lick you!"

Ugh :\
 
'I'm like Jarvis Cocker on crack'

...'You're like crack on crack'
8)
 
A friend of mine smoked salvia and took off running up a field. Our other friend ran after him to fetch him back, when the first friend collapsed into his arms, crying;
'Its like youre Captain Correlli, and Im your mandolin' lol
 
Saturday @ a rave on 2c i for the first time.


"I just sat in death!"

after sitting on the edge of a couch that had blood all over it. I thought I was seeing things at first until I released it was wet. :|
 
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