
. I don't wanna talk about it.
This is kinda private to me, but who cares. Some amazing shit was done that I never even thought of. Kinda like a mini "Hangover" type shit.
I went to a party, and this took place. As I was "Told."
1. 10 mgs of alprazolam
2. Already blacked out, I drank two stacks. 12% alcohol Malt liquor with two more bars dissolved in them 14 mg total..
3. I was trying to smash every chick at the party.
4. Me and some fucked up chick with a big humongous booty got real close. Neighborhood hoe.
5. I was told we smashed in the middle of the backyard. :/
6. I was constantly talking...
7. I keep feeling on the same chicks ass all night as if I was mesmerized.
8. I eventually became exausted, and was escorted to my house by a good friend, and we crashed at my spot.
9. I started talking shit to everyone.
10. My best friend which is a gurl who was also really fucked up, sucked the life out of my Johnson and we smashed.
11. I woke up next to her and she said:
Girl:"You know we smashed last night?"
Me:"For real?" -Not remembering shit, I wanted to smash her for the longest, but damn I wanted to remember so bad...
Girl: "You know this means that we are not just best friends, but "fuck buddies"?"
Me: "Yes" -With the most awkward dick-faced puzzled look on my face.
12. We proceeded to smash again, and again. I eventually hooked up with her and we live together now.
So, all in all, THANK FUCKING GOD FOR BENZOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Absolutely the best night you will never remember.
They all showed me the pictures of the party, they got a snap shot of the backyard fuck session. They constantly embarrass.