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Where was the strangest place you've masturbated?

i've jacked off and busted a load at least 4 times on 4 seperate occasions while driving my car, with no tinted windows, in traffic. I can easily rub one off and drive like normal, idk it's just a natural skill.

I've also beat off in the womens bathroom at work, next to my X when she was sleeping and i busted on her back for personal amusement
 
had this conversation the other day with my friend

for me it was during a fairly long solo drive on the highway in the rain. needless to say, it was horribly planned
 
In my Nana's nursing home...There were some good looking female nurses and i just had that urge....
 
I had really bad blue balls from the night before when i guess i had just dont a lot of making out...touching, then falling asleep.

I could not take it, I wouldnt be able to go to class if i didnt. I, in my car in a parkinglot, had the least pleasant masturbation in my life. I was at risk of being seen and called a sex offender (even though i took every jacked in my car and piled them on my lap). Also, it was purely medical, my balls felt like something threw a softball at them.


Thats my story, i dont know why you're interested. lol
 
I only masterbate in the privacy of my hoom, but I have gotten half a handjob in class once by my now to be ex girlfriend. I had to stop her a few times to prevent from busting a load in my pants, after class she finished in my car. Boy did I ever go to my next class happy.
 
i masturbated in the forest once while me and my friend were tweakin' on ephedrine (which got us surprsingly high,) just cause it felt soo good. he got so mad waiting for me hahhha.
the school bathroom too obvs
 
DzNutz said:
in high school during class!! just stroked my hard dick, couldnt bust one out. surprised i didnt get caught but it was small geography class and we had a blonde girl i really liked in it.

i got a major horn and even though i was 2blocks from my house at 6am, i wanted to do it outside in a small forrest area by local train tracks. it was so weird i got para'd out thinkin ppl were watching and couldnt finish.
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bahah, same two deals here. felt weird strokin' myself while watchin the blondie in person. ;)
 
In traffic when I lived in Tampa. Going down this road called Fletcher. And in college all girls dorm bathroom, thought I'm pretty sure everyone did that. Pretty tame compared to most of the posts.

I'm going to be paranoid now, thinking there's all this masturbation going on around me at all times that I've been totally oblivious to until now.
 
Korn3x said:
anyone ever read the book "Angela's Ashes" by Frank McCourt?

there's some really funny stories in that book. one time he strokes one out on top of a hill looking at a majestic view when he was in the countryside or something lol.

then there was another time where he and some of his friends each take turns stroking one out in the bathroom while looking at dirty magazines or something lol.

if you haven't read this book, i highly recommend it. it was very well written and has some absolutely hilarious stories, even though the overall mood of the book is depressing.

sadly the author just passed away last summer i think.

anyways, definitely give this book a try!
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Yea i've read that book, really good, funny, but also quite sad at times.

Anyway back on topis, work bathroom, in bed while my girlfriend sleeps also, she had work really early so didnt want to wake her and force the issue.
 
I have jerked off in my car before with people around.

Once this girl I liked went into the bathroom to pee. When she was done I went in the bathroom and licked the toilet seat and jerked off. lol. true story. That was WAY back when.
 
Before me and my Ex GF had sex for the first time (not mine or her FIRST time, just first time together), I went round her house to watch a movie, we cuddled and kissed while watching a film and I had the MAJOR horn, I asked if we could have sex but she said no and sent me home. Her dad was In the house too and he didn't want me to stay.

When I left, I was walking up through her back garden and I noticed I could see right into her room, more importantly, right onto her bed (she had one of those high beds with a desk underneath) I watched her for a while, thinking how lucky I was to be with her then I noticed some pretty distinctive movements near the crotchal area, sure enough, she was strumming away as soon as I left!!! (probably making me wait, but was equally horny ;-))) I wasn't going to pass up this opportunity so I got mine out and started wanking away, I came in what seemed like 5 seconds and left a mess on the patio.

I don't speak to her anymore but she never did find out ;-)

Also have done it at my desk at work, in my room when my mates were round (I was in bed) while walking home (didn't even stop, just got it out) sick bay at school, best friends parents bed, swimming pool, back of a minibus on the way back from Newcastle on a night out, at a bus station, waiting for the bus... the list goes on
 
In a telephone exchange in the middle of nowhere. Was while on work experience when I was in year 10 :D
 
science camp back in 6th grade

a bunch of friends and i were in the same bunks/room. it was the middle of the night and we were up just talking in the dark laying in our bunks and someone brought jerkin off up. lol. and we all went and got some tissues and returned to our bunks and started jerking off under our blankets


really strange now that i look back at it :|
 
airplane bathroom

school classroom. one word... maybe its two... uh... sweatpants.

backseat of car on road trip

my couch when my girl cant take it anymore and im still horny. im not saying im a beast... that happens like 1/10 times
 
I used to be in the navy and me and a friend had a competition on who could jerk off in as many different ships compartments as possible. I jerked off in the captains cabin, xo's cabin, junior and senior sailors mess, on the bridge, in the galley (yeah gross thought hey ;), rope lockers, both engine rooms, 4 different sleeping mess's etc etc.

Needless to say I won the bet hahahaha.
 
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