• Welcome Guest

    Forum Guidelines Bluelight Rules
    Fun 💃 Threads Overdosed? Click
    D R U G   C U L T U R E

Drug stories you have heard that sound like bullshit

I was talking to an old friend the other day. I havent spoken to him since probably 2006 but back then he told alot of tall tales. Anyway, every drug I mentioned he told me about his experience with it, I'm talking about mescaline, 2c-x, ect. He told me about how he bought 1/4oz of san pedro on the street downtown and tripped balls for a few days. And about how he did 4g of ketamine and went to a planetarium. It was obvious he was full of shit but I went along with it to see what else he could come up with :D
 
Bardo5 said:
I was talking to an old friend the other day. I havent spoken to him since probably 2006 but back then he told alot of tall tales. Anyway, every drug I mentioned he told me about his experience with it, I'm talking about mescaline, 2c-x, ect. He told me about how he bought 1/4oz of san pedro on the street downtown and tripped balls for a few days. And about how he did 4g of ketamine and went to a planetarium. It was obvious he was full of shit but I went along with it to see what else he could come up with :D
Click to expand...

Ahahahah. Whenever someone tells you a bullshit story act totally interested and amazed. That will boost their confidence and then they will make the lies even more crazy!

I knew a guy that told me he got some buds that were bigger than a basketball and longer than my arm last week. I said that's really sweet. How much for a basketball bud? (I asked just for shits and giggles) He said he smoked it all! 8o

This is the same guy who said he had all these crazy drugs and he was selling but whenever you tried to get even a little bag of weed he had just ran out....


RedRum OG said:
everybody knows that the good connects are the ones that disappear too soon :( i had a guy that'd give me these 5mg oxys that were orange and shitty but basically for free. like i would give him a .5g super nug for 20 of them.
Click to expand...

True as hell. Bad connects seem to never quit, get busted, stop selling, move, etc. for some reason.
 
Last edited:
When I was in high school a dude I know had a bunch of regular ol' suckers that he was passin' out.

One girl who ate one somehow started havin' seizures or some such crap and everyone blamed the sucker sayin' it had "embalming fluid" on it.8)
There were even claims of a spinal tap being done on the chick and shit they found in 'er.
Everyone wanted this dude dead because he gave a girl a lolli. He was even put in ISS or In School Suspension.

Key thing is that he gave quite a few suckers to quite few people, and no one else had any sort of reaction.

The whole thing basically made about as much sense as the end of 2001.
 
Nothing worse than not being able to get hold of your chemicals for the night, guy comes along saying his 'cousin' (who supposedly moves kilos of coke and pounds of weed) can get us some no problem.

He walks off round the corner pretending to be on the phone and comes back 2 minutes later saying his cousins in prison in cuba for smuggling coke. =/

Two weeks later he's saying to someone else this cousin can get him coke, *sigh*

& To Jiggawatt. The guy should have got lawyers inolved, you ISS me, I SUE you motherfuckers.
 
Newbierock said:
Nothing worse than not being able to get hold of your chemicals for the night, guy comes along saying his 'cousin' (who supposedly moves kilos of coke and pounds of weed) can get us some no problem.

He walks off round the corner pretending to be on the phone and comes back 2 minutes later saying his cousins in prison in cuba for smuggling coke. =/

Two weeks later he's saying to someone else this cousin can get him coke, *sigh*

& To Jiggawatt. The guy should have got lawyers inolved, you ISS me, I SUE you motherfuckers.
Click to expand...

Nothing worse than bullshitters, especially like the sort you mention, I have a mate like that. Takes the piss out of me for my activities with mkat, beak, Es etc then phones me on 2 occasions, one asking for weed, another for Es. Now I don't smoke weed, haven't for ages, don't like the stuff so couldn't help him, the other time i sorted him a contact for some Es, he then said, "oh it's alright mate my cousins got some he's going to sort me out". Then when I haven't been able to get Es I've asked him to text his cousin or give me his cousins number, and every time its been, "he hasn't got any at the moment but he's picking up later i'll get get to text you"... Bollocks, don't waste my time.

Then another is people who have claimed to have done 2g of mkat in a line 8) yeah alright pal.

Also forgot to add, one fool who claims he has tried and can get hold of 100% pure columbian ha ha ha the only way I would be able to hear that from him is via a fucking medium
 
Let's see...we got the orange-juice-glass-guy at the party one.

I heard one about a kid who dropped acid in the bathroom at my high school, and as soon as he did, he freaked out and ran about the school like a madman, thinking that Satan was chasing him, that's total shit.

Plus, this one guy at a party claims he drank 40 beers. We let him finish his "40th" beer, and then proceeded to kick him out. He is a heavyweight, but forty would kill him. In reality, it was probably somewhere around twenty. People who claim to have drank more than they really did piss me off, I try not to do that, but I always overguess or underguess how much I really had, it can be hard to remember how much you really had, especially if you're slammin' shots and playing pong.
 
He walks off round the corner pretending to be on the phone and comes back 2 minutes later saying his cousins in prison in cuba for smuggling coke. =/
Click to expand...
lol ive heard some funy lies when i was in HS. "i couldn't get your weed man.. the cops pulled us over and took the money"... maybe if you had smoked a little more of my weed you'd be creative enough to come up with a good lie :)

ive heard those glass-of-orange-juice stores about acid too. "dude, i know the guy first thand"
 
not really a story but i hate when people act more fucked up then they are cuz they think theyll fit in or look cool. yea u must be really faded after that sip of vodka or 1 beer.
 
^^ i can snort an OC40 and be like meh. but i drink 2 shots and im pretty gone no lie. one time i chugged for like 3 seconds off a vodka bottle and i was like stuck to the couch and totally out of it.

however i completely agree. i hate the people that act fucked up... like alcohol is so badass and being drunk is just so fucking wild like yeaaah!... stfu
 
Ramirez said:
Let's see...we got the orange-juice-glass-guy at the party one.


Plus, this one guy at a party claims he drank 40 beers. We let him finish his "40th" beer, and then proceeded to kick him out. He is a heavyweight, but forty would kill him. In reality, it was probably somewhere around twenty. People who claim to have drank more than they really did piss me off, I try not to do that, but I always overguess or underguess how much I really had, it can be hard to remember how much you really had, especially if you're slammin' shots and playing pong.
Click to expand...

i hate when high school kids say they drank even 20 beers, after a year of dailey drinking 16 is the most i have even had,
some people lie alot about drinking, no you didn't have 26 shots of vodka, you drink occasionally, ugh,
 
^^ eh i wouldnt say 20 is a lot. i can drink 10 with food at a party + bong rips and just be buzzing. but then again i got the blood of a russian :)vodka is literally just a nickname for water lol
i should mention im 16 btw
 
Heard another great one the other day, a friend of mine said a mate of his does an oz of mephedrone a week to himself, and has been on it for a year, I can believe the latter as I was doing it a year ago but an oz a week for a year, thats 4g a day!!! I told him this was bullshit then he said oh no an oz to himself a weekend... ok 8)
 
Small_town_casual said:
Heard another great one the other day, a friend of mine said a mate of his does an oz of mephedrone a week to himself, and has been on it for a year, I can believe the latter as I was doing it a year ago but an oz a week for a year, thats 4g a day!!! I told him this was bullshit then he said oh no an oz to himself a weekend... ok 8)
Click to expand...

I know several people who are doing 3-5g on an average day and 6-8g on weekends. I wouldn't be so sure that its bullshit.
 
My supplier is always telling other people who also buy, "These pills are triple stacks, Quads etc." I called bullshit once and now she knows not to try to play those games with me.
 
Storys of lads taking 30 E pills, and swallowin them with Vodka, general bullshit like that I'd find impossible to believe. Loads of so called war story's going around on sunday mornings, very few true
 
phatass said:
this dude i know... we rolled him a joint with just oregano and baccy, and he was like "wow i'm so high... you want some?" everyone else was like "nah, i'm good , you smoke"... he smoked the whole thing and was "sooooo high" LOL
Click to expand...

LMAO... I did this same exact thing a few years ago. The kid was like "dude, this is some bomb shit!" and it was literally a blunt of oregano, haha. Of course, this kid was the type of guy who ran his mouth constantly about "how wasted" he gets everyday, figures.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top