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Drug stories you have heard that sound like bullshit

hahahaha I laughed really hard.
Just the other day a friend (who should really know better) said you can get high by eating weed. Not cooking and eating, just eating the plant straight.
Really? Then I'm not gonna let you borrow my lighter to smoke, just eat it and get FuXckked Uup dood!!

i know u guys probably wont believe me but i swear i ate a gram of some really dank, orange-haired, crystally bud raw and got a pretty nice buzz. (no placebo). i have an extremely low tolerance for weed also, but trust me i was definitely feeling high.
 
My former roommates boyfriend Nick swears that he took 15 hits of acid in one night. And apparently he was still coherent enough to go camping, start a fire with his friend, and then escape from the cops when the fire got out of control. He ALWAYS tells that damn story but my boyfriend and I know it's bullshit. My boyfriend had a friend who took about 10 hits of acid accidentally (the guy who prepared it squirted too much on the paper) and was never the same afterwards. And that is less than what Nick supposedly did. So either Nick is lying or he got some fake or really weak shit and actually believes he took that much.
 
the best are the people that have the best connection ever. they can get anything you want for a fraction of the regular price, and OMG it's the best shit ever, and they have huge quantities. "oh sorry dude his cell phone is off"

yes! or the people who "used to" be able to get amazing stuff for dirt cheap "back in the day", but of course now they cant find anything. I cant tell you how many times i've heard that crap.
 
yes! or the people who "used to" be able to get amazing stuff for dirt cheap "back in the day", but of course now they cant find anything. I cant tell you how many times i've heard that crap.

Dude. people get busted and connections dry up. Some people seriously used to be able to get shit tons of drugs and either quit selling or just lost the connection somehow.

I know LOTS of people in this situation, including myself. So it isn't always bullshit. If you needed LSD in the 90s I was your guy. I got it dirt cheap, and I no longer have that connection.

soooooo, just letting ya know it CAN and very often IS factual...

just saying.
 
My former roommates boyfriend Nick swears that he took 15 hits of acid in one night. And apparently he was still coherent enough to go camping, start a fire with his friend, and then escape from the cops when the fire got out of control. He ALWAYS tells that damn story but my boyfriend and I know it's bullshit. My boyfriend had a friend who took about 10 hits of acid accidentally (the guy who prepared it squirted too much on the paper) and was never the same afterwards. And that is less than what Nick supposedly did. So either Nick is lying or he got some fake or really weak shit and actually believes he took that much.

Yeah... When I accidentally took 17 hits of LSD I was GONZO for 4 days completely. I have little to no recollection of the event, and I shit on myself. My friends took care of me and were super duper worried.
 
yeah man. It is actually quite common on massive doses of LSD. So it wasn't just me... lol My friends had to clean me and wipe my ass and everything. I want to write a trip report but after a certain point I don't remember anything. I apparently was screaming and crying in the corner just terrified and then i just lay motionless for hours and hours and hours and hours and hours.

STUPIDITY is what caused that accident.
 
^^^

lol you shit on yourself??

Well if your in another world for more than 24 hours this would be expected, you wouldn't be able to function enough to go to the toilet.
This seems to happen a lot with people I know when k-holing, they often wet themselves.
 
To be quite honest I wasnt trying to make fun of you. I literally loled when i read that though. That is why I dont trip and stick to opiates :)
 
yes! or the people who "used to" be able to get amazing stuff for dirt cheap "back in the day", but of course now they cant find anything. I cant tell you how many times i've heard that crap.

for about 1 straight year i had a steady supply of OxyContin 10s for dirt cheap from a guy I worked with. One pill was about half the price of what a pack of gum costs some people these days (hope that didn't violate the no-price rules). This was about 9 years ago. I don't know if the dude didn't know any better, or if he just got it like that, or what. None of my friends believed me until I brought them over there. The funny thing was I wasn't doing opiates then; I would cop them and trade them for Es or other shit I liked from other people. A few years later when I was getting scripted Percs and running out 2 weeks early every month, the dude's cell phone was... off. Haven't talked to him since.

I feel you on people talking about ridiculous unbelievable hook-ups because most of the time its bullshit, but sometimes its true. Someones doin somethin and could get shut down, or move, or shit blows up, or dries up, or whatever.

Same thing with acid as someone mentioned above. Where I was in 2000-2001, shit couldn't be cheaper. Blotters and Liquid. It was everywhere, so cheap it was practically free compared to what I hear kids today are paying at shows and shit. Then all of a sudden it was gone. I literally haven't seen it since then; but I also haven't actively sought it out.

I love bullshit drug stories though. Shit is so funny. I remember back in 2001 (my glory days if you couldn't tell from above LOL) being at this after hours party rollin with a group of complete strangers and the conversation was centered around this one asshole who kept telling bullshit ass stories one after another. One about him getting shot in the back after trying to steal some dudes plants or something (no scars/marks though) and having a month long hospital stay, another about him getting bit by a poisonous snake while tripping on acid which involved again, another month long hospital stay where he hallucinated the whole time due to the poison and acid in his body. There were so many more funny ones this clown motherfucker was saying I wish I could remember. The girl that took us to that party ended up sleeping with the dude too LOL.

I met a kid at another party while lookin for E and he said "yeah I got you come back here in like 30 minutes" and when I came back he said he couldn't find any AT the party but since he used to "cook" E he could call the lab for me if I wanted. It was like a 45 minute drive to the "lab" and I'd have to drive him since obviously these E "cooks" don't trust anyone they don't know. I LOLed and my ex gf who was with me told him to fuck himself
 
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Yeah... When I accidentally took 17 hits of LSD I was GONZO for 4 days completely. I have little to no recollection of the event, and I shit on myself. My friends took care of me and were super duper worried.

sounds about right. thats fucked man how did you wind up with that much lsd in your system??
 
Some of the acid trip stories people tell are utter bullshit, like guys telling me of full blown hallucinations with talking objects and the like after 1 weak blotter. Some people talk shite. 8)
 
My favourite bullshit story was from my friend who always talks shit and he was telling me that his friends who synthesized acid (naturally he knew people like this being 16 years old) and would have a large juice container where they would take swigs of it each morning.

I just nodded my head and said, woww!
 
yes! or the people who "used to" be able to get amazing stuff for dirt cheap "back in the day", but of course now they cant find anything. I cant tell you how many times i've heard that crap.

everybody knows that the good connects are the ones that disappear too soon :( i had a guy that'd give me these 5mg oxys that were orange and shitty but basically for free. like i would give him a .5g super nug for 20 of them.
 
this one chick told me she got "100%opium rocks" that were " so dank it felt like meth " idk where to even begin correcting that
 
The most far fetched story I ever heard was from a crackwhore ex-friend of mine who said she didn't spend the cash I gave her to buy herself stuff- instead she used it to pay her rent. Proven total bs when she got evicted the next week.

HAHAHA!

hahahaha!!thats a pretty good one!
 
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