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Where was the strangest place you've masturbated?

hahaha... would have to be an old workplace after hours... mind you this was part of a government body... was coming down off a meth binge & had ingested a bit of GHB the night before... oh man... I was at it in & out of the dunnies ALL DAY! it was actually the day I learnt that women could ejaculate multiple times... I'd say a minimum of eight I clocked up, at my own 'hand' so-to-speak 8o

February 2008 it was. good times!
 
When I was 15 or so, on a family trip to Italy with my dad and uncle. We were in a restaurant and I just felt... so horny... I told them I needed to go to the ladies and took care of myself in the toilet while my dad was at the table munching on antipasti. Then I just joined them and had some mozzarella... lol
 
I think it was in an airline several years ago. For some reason I can't remember, the flight was having a major delay taking off, and I had very little time for my plane-change in Atlanta. Masturbation is a stress-reliever to me sometimes, so at that time I placed my coat over my lap, reached down into my jeans, and basically went at it. At least I didn't whimper or make any crazy sounds when I came. :-) :o<38o
 
I had to reply to this.

As an undergraduate researcher I was in lab by myself late one night and for discovery's sake I beat one out and stained a sample with an organic trypan dye and visualized it under the microscope. The surprising thing is how many epithelial cells make up the substance, there are many times more of these cells than actual sperm. It was some kind of special thrill to watch my boys swim. I would need to constantly adjust the slide to keep the field trained on a particular one.
 
lola said:
^ haha I think you win the strangest masturbation award! ;)
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I'm sorry id have to agree with that.

I have done it at the back desk in the office, in a forest, in my neighbors room (she was in another room on the phone for along time). When u goto go u goto go i suppose haha =D
 
Probably in my dorm room while my roommate was sleeping in her bed very close to mine. I seriously couldn't sleep I was that horny but I tend to be pretty loud so I was worried she would wake up. I don't think she did and I kind of liked the challenge of having to try to be quiet.
 
hahah this is funny...

Erm...probably in the car when I was 16/17, when I was getting a lift with a friend and his mum...I was in the back seat...with a blanket over me. Was a danger thing definitely...danger sex rules.

Also - in the toilet on a train back from London...was really horny so decided to kill some time.#

EDIT: anyone saying wanking in the forest(or the one where someone says next to their lover while they sleep...what?!?!) is weird...it's about as non weird as you can get...it's natural and beautiful. WANKERS!!! ;) <3
 
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hyroller said:
hahaha... would have to be an old workplace after hours... mind you this was part of a government body... was coming down off a meth binge & had ingested a bit of GHB the night before... oh man... I was at it in & out of the dunnies ALL DAY! it was actually the day I learnt that women could ejaculate multiple times... I'd say a minimum of eight I clocked up, at my own 'hand' so-to-speak 8o

February 2008 it was. good times!
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Haha thats really hot!! I wish I could walk in on something like that!! "OH!! sorry!!" Then just not move anywhere and stare until we tear each other apart ;)

Ive masturbated in weird places:

A coach bus once when I was like 18
Numerous bathrooms
Next to my best friend who was a girl when I was 15 (dont lie uve done this too or would haha ;)

I used to go to a comp cafe and pull all nighters there when I was like 15. Sometimes I would get all horny at night/early morning and watch a bit of porno until I couldnt take it any longer and run to the bathroom!! Couple of times when the coast was clear I think I actually wanked it in the cafe lol. *creepy* haha ^_^


When I was 11 My dad new this fucking immigrant bitch from brazil. And she was uh a little different? me her and my dad went camping one time and me and her were swimming while my dad was in the sauna. at the end of that night my dad drove us ontop of his van really fast, but to get her up there I had to push on her ass lol to help her get up. Turned me on so much!!

Then my dad sped us home really fast with us on his roof clutching on with our finger nails lol. I think that got her a little turned on. So at the end of the night my dad takes the main room and gives us the trailer thing to crash in.

So like I pretended to be really cold from the water and the drive. Lmao like I had hypothermia. Oldest trick in the book. Eventually shes like lie beside me. I do and pretend to shiver more. Then I start putting my hands in her breasts and trying to get em down below lol. Telling her that they are cold. Wow this lady was stupid in hindsight lol. So after a while she kinda catches on and keeps saying "are you a man" lol keep in mind im 11 years old. I didnt answer for a while and kept fondling her and then fondled myself infront of her. So thats the masturbation part! Eventually after thoroughly fondling her and slipping a couple fingers down there for just a second! A taste! I had to truthfully answer no I was not a man. lol Then it ended and I told her never to tell my dad and she said she wouldnt dare rofl. Honestly if she had of fucked me imo there is nothing wrong with it lol. I was sexually active. I mean if little boys is her cup of tea... haha. I was seducing her anyway.

Later on in life when I was like 13,14? She used to say that I could come sleep in her bed at night if I wanted to lmao. I declined though.

What a freaky bitch. I wonder what would have happened if I said I was a man lol.

Uhm I masturbated beside both my mom and dad I think... lol gahhh :(
 
Draigan said:
Uhm I masturbated beside both my mom and dad I think... lol gahhh :(
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lol you must have been dying for a tug.... I think even if I'd had no sexual activity for a thousand years I could never muster the wherewithal or relax enough to let my mind go there 8o 8o 8o

bunk beds is a different story. lol
 
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