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aye :) heard from him briefly earlier this year, he's doing well
 
SKY SPORTS BREAKING NEWS: Its has been announced that nex year's shirt sponsor for Tiger Woods will be Tampax. A spokesman for Tampax said " to sponsor a cunt going through a bad period is exactly what our company is all about"
 
A woman is giving birth at the hospital. With much pushing she finally gets it out, and the doctor takes one look at the baby and throws it to the gound. She screams 'me baby my baby stop!' but he just stomps on it over and over as she screams. then he picks it up and throws it against the wall as she screams ' my god NO My BABY NOO!' After much beating and stomping he finally stops and looks at her calmly. "my god what have you done?!" she exclaims. "Just kidding", the doctor says. "It was already dead."
 
Not really a good one

A little sick. But I suppose thats the joy of dark humour
 
zolton said:
A woman is giving birth at the hospital. With much pushing she finally gets it out, and the doctor takes one look at the baby and throws it to the gound. She screams 'me baby my baby stop!' but he just stomps on it over and over as she screams. then he picks it up and throws it against the wall as she screams ' my god NO My BABY NOO!' After much beating and stomping he finally stops and looks at her calmly. "my god what have you done?!" she exclaims. "Just kidding", the doctor says. "It was already dead."
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I've got the number for a brilliant psychiatrist if you like.
 
A nice seasonal joke : did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper who made a pact with Santa?
Me coats already on.
 
Fanny is the best rehab centre, even the hardest prick comes out soft, humble, reduced in size and a dribbling mess! :D
 
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