There's one night that vividly stands out in my mind, and my friends still talk about it to this day.
There was 3 of us, Me, A, and B.
We were all 16 at the time.
Earlier that day A had just picked up a bag of 30 MDMA capsules and we planned to get massively fucked up at my house.
So the night begins, and we were just going nuts in the basement with some dirty house/trance/rave music/etc. I had consumed 3 capsules (spread out), A and B had taken 4. And these were straight MDMA capsules...so as you can figure, we were completely mashed. Around 1am I hear my mom calling me to come upstairs, I think to myself "oh fuck me," because I had literally just covered my face in vicks vapor rub (yea we did all the e tarded tricks back then), so I proceeded to wipe it off as much as I could - but the effects had already started (you know, how it enhances ur peak INSANELY). So I'm walking up the stairs with my eyes all rolling back and shit, start talking to my mom - I made sure to stay in the dark.
Then she flips on the lights and notices that my pupils didn't constrict - they were literally covering my whole iris. She then proceeds to tell me to "come and sit down" with her and talk. We basically talked about drugs, life, her past, etc etc. My boys come upstairs and see that I'm getting booked, and they go back downstairs lol. They came back up and this time my mom seen them, and she was like "ohh, here's the rest of the gang, come and sit down guys." Now this is where it turned into a 3 hour long conversation about tons and tons of shit - mainly why we use drugs, and how things have changed since her time in the 70s/80s.
Before we know it its almost 4am, and we wanna blaze. My mom says no at first, but then says she'll let us go into the garage if we give her a cigarette - okay that's no problem. So we're in there (including my mom smoking the cig), and my boy B is so massively fucked up he can't even roll the blunt.
This is when my mom says "how in the hell have u not rolled that yet? send it here."
At this point, we just looked at each other like "what in the fuck." And she proceeds to break up weed in the palm of her hand - all of us still watching in shock - then she grabs a single zig zag, puts the weed directly in the middle of the paper, and twists both ends - like a fuckin CANDY WRAPPER LMFAO. Now we all look at each other with a face saying "there's no way she's seriously gonna try to smoke that." Oh, but she does. She lights it, and the whole thing goes POOF in flames with the weed falling out.
At this point we take the weed away from her and say "it's okay we'll do it"
We give her another cigarette.
Once the joint is done, she looks at us and says "Okay you know I'm gonna have to hit that right?"
So we ran a session with my mom while completely mashed on MDMA.
Did NOT expect the night to turn out like that - I thought I was going to be grounded for sure...lmao
Man that was so crazy.