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Stories of being caught by parents

will66 said:
ha your dad sounds like the coolest asshole ever (if that makes sense)
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Haha yeah hes pretty cool alittle crazy though when it comes to drugs cause my mom was herion addict and that caused their divorce so i understand.

Well heres another one

Characters - Myself, friends A B C D E and As mom.

My friend As mom was going to NC for a week from florida so he called all of us and was like lets roll a super blunt. So everyone gets there and we are breaking up the weed grinding it up. We were all chilling on the back porch and from my position i could see the sliding glass door. Well after about 10 minutes and talking i look up and see As mom looking through the sliding door. At the time I thought it was jsut some chick so i didnt say anything. Well then I look at her again and im like wait shes gotta be at least 40.

Me: Hey A i think your mom is home
A: WTF are you talking about
Me: Look behind you
A: OHH FUCKK
As Mom: WTF do you think you guys are doing out here blah blah blah just screaming for about ten minutes. She knew everyone there except for me and was like im calling all your parents right now. She then asked me for my name and my dads phone number.
Me: No way lady, so i got up grabbed as much weed as i could (prob like 6 or 7 grams) and walked to my car and left.

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Another quick story i was skipping school at my exs house with some people and we were all smoking and drinking. Well her mom came home everyone hid everything as fast as we could but my friend left a wine bottle bong on the kitchen counter.

We all dipped out. Her mom then called the cops cause shes a crazy bitch. The cops came and examined the bong i guess and there was tinfoil used in the construction of the bowl. They told her that tinfoil is used in smoking oxycotin. She then called my dad and told him the cops said we were smoking oxy (OUT OF A FUCKING BONG FOR SHITS SAKE!?!). I then got drug tested and passed so it was all cool but man was my dad fucking pissed as hell. Didnt start the oxy till about 2 months later haha
 
Well my first time was when my mum was being really nice and decided to clean my room. She found a load of weed and some pipes. Recently she found everything again but this time it was worse, with pills, speed, pill crushers, evaporating opiates, stuff like that.
But she's alot more chill with the weed now. Does not mind me doing it if I stay off man made stuff.
 
A week ago, I went off to a 3 day rave, though my parents said I couldnt go out 'camping' that weekend (lol). So, they took my computer, which happened to have my weed, DMT pipe complete with like 3 hits left in it, and a wrap of 5-meo-dipt. They found it. They had a stupid little intervention about it and blamed my horrible grades on drugs. Not much else happened though.
 
She Smelled The Smoke

I bought a hookah three weeks ago, and almost every night after my parents were in bed, I would set it all up and smoke it. It was a thrill to get away with it, but I also love the excitement of getting so high and blowing out all the pretty smoke. <3

This afternoon, I felt like getting high and continuing some art that I had been working on (black light reactive paint on black poster board, drawing in black marker on florescent paper). I took a chance and set up the hookah. This always include a fan turned backwards in the window and a wet down in the crack under the door. 8)

I knew she was awake, but despite my precautions she ran upstairs and asked about the smoke. I burned my hand tossing the bowl, charcoal, tobacco/weed mixture into a cup of water. :! Somehow, she didn't notice the actual hookah! However, she found a quarter ounce of pot in a container and snatched it away. Later on, she flushed it. :( I still have a gram hidden away. :p

So I hid the hookah way back in a crawlspace. She said she wouldn't kick me out of their home, even though she threatened this last time. She's just so damn disappointed in me. She doesn't understand that pot is just not as bad as she is making it out to be. :\

It's just that my exboyfriend, broke up 6 weeks ago, had a hookah and we smoked up all the time. I loved it. For three weeks, I was able to enjoy that bliss on my own in the upstairs where I reside. I wanted to hold onto that. :(

Now, I can never take the chance again. My mom made me sign a letter she typed up, agreeing to leave the home the next time she or my father find anything. I can only use the hookah at my friends' places or maybe in the garage once or twice a year. Nothing to look forward to at night anymore. :(
 
My dad's best friend saw me buying zig zags at an EZ Mart. He told me he wouldn't tell my dad but his wife saw my friend breaking up some weed preparing to roll a joint in my car. He told my dad. My dad was cool though. All he said was, "I want you to know that I know, but I won't tell your mom."
 
I went to stay in a cabin with my dad and step mum last x mas and one day took loads of methadone. Because I was so high I didn't realise that I seemed wrecked and this really upset them. To this day they've made me feel so guilty about it when I hadn't done anything morally wrong.
 
Mom caught my friend making a pop can pipe in the bathroom one night. Recently my dad found tin foil in my room and thinks i'm doing heroin =\ fucking bullshit lol.
 
Dumb Ways Getting Caught With Drugs

What are some stupid ways you guys got caught with drugs?
One time me n my friend were having a chat with my brother in my room n my kitten kept pawing at something under my tv stand, it digs up 2 syringes i had hidden under my tv stand that i forgot about.. my bro sees them we just stand there in silence for a few seconds looking at the needles then my bro slaps me across the head, man did i feel stupid... godamn cat..
 
I'm not stupid. But a ex-mate of mine was once pulled over for speeding, and he had a meth pipe sitting beside him on the passenger seat! The cop searched his car and also found half a gram in his glove box. So not only did he receive a speeding ticket, he was arrested for possession of paraphernalia and a Class A substance.
 
this kind of relates... i was smoking some weed and then i went into my friends house. i burped... it was pure smoke. his parents were there. needless to say everyone was confused and it was awkward for a minute then the yelling started.
 
i got a really fucking stupid one. long time ago i got caught with my friend smoking some ciggarettes behind the gym before freshman shop. no big deal. i didnt have any on me and the teacher didnt see me smoking, only my friend. so we go to the office, and of course the campus police officer gets called up. im super smacked out on oxy when all of this is happening, and have 60mg of oxy in my pack as well as 35mg of hydrocodone. i was so high that when the cop ASKED me if he could search my pack, i thought he was actually telling me he was going to search it, so i thought i had no choice. 35 minutes later im sitting in the most depressing place ever. if i would have listened for a couple of seconds, all of that could have been avoided.
 
My buddy copped some dope and couldnt wait til we got back to get to safe spot to bang up. So he pulled into a giant eagle (grocery store) and got high in the car in the back of the parking lot. Just as he gets done a cop rolls up on him.... cop found the 2 bricks.
 
My dumbest incident was around when I was 15, and I was with two other friends, and the one driving the car was to afraid to roadie, so he decided it would be a good idea to go smoke in the woods. Now we were in an area that has plenty of state forests and wildlife reserves that we could have walked through but he decided to go park his car in the parking lot of an open pool and spa business in a small business park type area. We then walked across the street behind a closed business that it for rent (look like some sort of burglary), through a corn field, and then back in to the woods. We commenced gettin' high, and then walked back out through the corn field. As we were walking I saw a police car driving down the highway and I warned my friend to ditch his homemade pipe and 2 bowls, to which he stated, "stop being so paranoid, he's not coming over here, besides, I know my rights". So we came out behind the business, and sure as shit once we peek around the corner the cop pulls right up and chirps us. My two friends turned around and ran like three feet making it obvious that we had something to hide. So the cop comes up and puts us through the usual bullshit and asks us if we have anything illegal on us, and my friend who "knows his rights" immediately states that he has a pipe and weed on him and hands it over to the cops. Luckily, me and my other friends who did have anything were just allowed to go home after our parents were called. My other friend got arrested which I felt he deserved for not ditching his $10 work of shit when I told him too, and then turning around and trying to run like a dumbass making it obvious that we were doing something wrong.
 
i was selling lsd on MSN to a girl and forgot to close the window before leaving....i tripped on acid, shrooms and speed that night and when i came back home my mom told me all about it and she was really reaaaaally pissed....i told her i'd do it agian anyway cause its so awesome
 
It makes me chuckle somewhat as to all the kids on here that I guess are young and still in highschool and think getting caught with weed by your parents is the end of the world. Also i would say about 50% of these stories are embellished to a great degree or are simply fictitious. Some however are pretty good.
 
So true man, so freaking true. I do sometimes miss the simplicity of high school life, when my three main concerns were getting laid, getting loaded and not getting caught. Those were good times indeed.

About a year ago when I was in college but at home during a break I was cleaning out my room with my mom and she found a little bit of weed and a small bag of salvia in a dresser drawer. Her only response was (as with everything in the drawer) "keep or throw." It was actually rather disconcerting because it made my extensive efforts at not getting caught all through high school seem like a waste of time (which would put it in line with everything else I did in high school I suppose).
 
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