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You might be a junkie if...

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When you use red juice, puddle water, and a cigarette filter you found on the ground to prep your shot with. I've seen it happen unfortunately.
 
Atheist. said:
When you're so desperate to get off while in a car you use puddle water instead of waiting to get to the gas station..
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LMAO. yeah id say if while go to get a bag youve got the syringe and bottle of water and spoon and everything waiting to go as soon as you leave the house, or maybe as soon as you get there.

If your excuse for being late to your college class is that you got stuck in traffic down in the ghetto trying to score a rock, sorry Professor :(

or if your excuse for not typing that research paper is you were nodding out (:o) too hard and pawned your computer for a fat rock anyway, plus the printer and your chemistry book plus your pencils and erasers and pens
 
you might be a junkie if...

you might be a junkie if...

- You see a CVS or Walgreens and start to drool.

- You get jealous of sick people for having kick-ass meds
 
i love this thread...

you might be a junkie if...
-you know the cost of different brands of aluminum foil rolls...$1.34, $1.56, $2.27...

-you visit your parents' house so you can secretly steal their loose change from various collection jars, so you can cash it in for a few bags of dope and a roll of foil later that night.

-you see someone doing dope and nodding out on the TV show 'intervention' and suddenly get the urge to call your dope guy.

-you call in to work and say you can't come because the snow storm it too bad...then call your dope guy and drive 60+ blocks to cop 2 bags.

all true stories...
 
OH wow, yeah intervention, nod jealous. TOTALLY there.
-If you pass out/nod out DURING Intervention
- If you think Normal/Sober people are "strange"
1. Seriously, how can they NOT want to do drugs? HOW?
2. HOW in hell do they deal with shit sober? Is that possible?
 
you wake up scared because you had a dream you lost your shit (and you instantly go looking for it and give it a hug).

you almost start crying because for 2 seconds you cant remember where you stashed your shit.
 
- If you've ever gone to a pharmacy exactly at midnight on refill day

- If you spend any time at all trying to come up with a story for the doctor

- If you've ever stolen pills from a family member

- If your fridge always has grapefruit juice in it

- If swallowing a handful of pills without any water is not a problem for you
 
^ guilty for that
you know your a junkie when you cal your friends and they answer the phone sayen they broke
 
when you scrape any kind of little left over dried up on old seringes and add water and shoot it (talking 'bout ket)
when you wake up and realise you don't have a morning shot, so then you wonder 'why the hell do i even wake up'
when you hear a song about your DOC , or where your doc is just mentioned, you start craving like a motherfucker
 
haha, or you hear a song about drugs and you MUST have it. I heard "addicition" by dope and Now I have to own it. Its about drugs.

Or how someone can be telling a innocent story about making CO2 cars in shop class and they get pissed when you turn it into how CO2 can fuck with your head.
So when you turn everything into a story about drugs.
 
You might be a junkie if you feel relieved after reading this thread because you now know you're not as fucked up as you thought you were.

Holy shit I haven't laughed this much in awhile. I thought I was the only one who did this shit. once i was sooo sick and decided to dig through my car hoping for cottons or anything and i found some tar smeared on some paper...not much but just enough to get well. know that i've been looking ever since but haven't had any more luck.
 
Pillthrill said:
- If you think Normal/Sober people are "strange"
1. Seriously, how can they NOT want to do drugs? HOW?
2. HOW in hell do they deal with shit sober? Is that possible?
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Totally. You only live once, why does everyone use so much restraint?

- You start nodding in the middle of a conversation with your boss (happened twice while we had to take long drives together - dude didn't say anything and just thought I was tired or something lol).

- Your sober self is a fiending, antsy persona, and once your high you are your normal self and can function.
 
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