You might be a junkie if...

[missfeelgood]

you had to tell your boss you had narcolepsy cause you kept nodding off at work ... (true story)

I got fired from my job because of that. Not only was I tired from having to wake up at 5am, but I was fucked up on top of it and nodding out like crazy at my desk. My boss said to me "Listen, I don't know what the hell is wrong with you, but either you keep yourself awake when you're working, or you're fired". 2 days later he fired me haha.

your bedsheet looks like swiss cheese ...

Definitely me! There are holes everywhere on my bed. My mom yelled at me one day "What the hell is wrong with you?! How do you fall asleep when you're smoking a cigarette? Are you narcoleptic or something?! You're ganna start a fire one day!" 8)

You know you're a junkie if you get scared when you see a cop car even if you aren't holdin or on your way to pick up.

You dig through your garbage when you're sick looking for empty bags that you already scraped in hopes that there's still something left on them 8( .

There are candy wrappers all over your room

 

['medicine cabinet']

When you're so desperate to get off while in a car you use puddle water instead of waiting to get to the gas station..

Hah! ive done that before.... Toilet water too lol.

 

[Northside]

You might be a dope fiend if you get locked up and call your dealer to bail you out. And he does.

 

[njevad]

^You must be quite the custy.

 

[Northside]

^You must be quite the custy.

Yes but more like one heck of a consumer.

 

[njevad]

Yes but more like one heck of a consumer.

Haha, yeah. Either way, same shit.

 

[Khadijah]

someone dont kno wat the definition of custy is lol.

You might be a junkie if yesterday there was a 'extreme severe weather warning' for your entire area, and you were totally flat broke as the snow storm was beginning, but you somehow found out a way to hustle up enough money for a bundle, went and got your loot, and then drove down route 80 (which is a interstate highway and even THAT was completely covered in snow and slush and ice, so that should give you a idea of wat the back roads were like), and you made the entire trip drivin at 35 mph cuz anything faster would send you skiddin across 4 lanes. And you did all this just to go get your bundle, so you could have dope for while you are snowed in, and then did almost all of it before you even finished the drive home. Tru story lol

 

[Northside]

Tee hee I really thought he was trying to say "cutesey"


Might be a dope fiend if you drink with your suboxone and smoke so much weed you can't even read.

 

[Rollin' for life]

You might be a junky if:

Everyone in the ER knows you on a first name basis and will not even ask if you want to seek treatment when you check out a few days later.

Everytime you go to the hospital for a stay they give you a personal sitter to follow and watch you at all times to make sure you dont shoot up in the hospital. (True story, they caught me slamming dope cause the dillies they gave me for pain did not help, after showing up for an embolism due to a drug overdose.)

Great fucking replies these had me in fits.

 

[Butterfly_kisses]

when you trick someone into thinking youre obessed with them thinking they'd show you the roots of drugs but then it turns to shit and youre left with no dealer and youre in a huge need for a fix.

but then again you could just be insane.

 

[breh529]

....every time you look at a clock you think of how long its been since your last fix and how long you have til your next one.



....you learned more chemistry on bluelight and the internet than at school.

sooooo true

 

[xxkcxx]

...you don't even bother telling yourself you'll come back for whatever you are pawning this time.

 

[LivingOnValium]

You might be one when...

When people don't realize your tribal tattoo is actually just a bunch of trackmarks

 

[mmmCHRISx]

When cop doesnt mean the police

 

[cola]

You buy 7 vials of k, consume 3 in a 5-6 days, and ask your bf to hide from you in your house in special places the rest 4 vials bc you knw you will not be able to stay away else
When 3 days off ketamine means a LOT of time for you to stay sober....

 

[mmmCHRISx]

when the TV commercials for the OC, makes you want oxycontin!

 

[claire22]

When sugar and salt are not sugar & salt. They are crystals resembling meth..

 

[NODstradamus]

someone dont kno wat the definition of custy is lol.

You might be a junkie if yesterday there was a 'extreme severe weather warning' for your entire area, and you were totally flat broke as the snow storm was beginning, but you somehow found out a way to hustle up enough money for a bundle, went and got your loot, and then drove down route 80 (which is a interstate highway and even THAT was completely covered in snow and slush and ice, so that should give you a idea of wat the back roads were like), and you made the entire trip drivin at 35 mph cuz anything faster would send you skiddin across 4 lanes. And you did all this just to go get your bundle, so you could have dope for while you are snowed in, and then did almost all of it before you even finished the drive home. Tru story lol

Sooo true.... Shit I risked my life this week to cop dope... that storm was horrible, we got hit with it too... Then my dealer is like, "Yo, dawg, what took u so long???" Ugghh, I almost wrecked 5 times just tryin to get up here, now ur gonna bitch abt me being late... but whatever, Im just glad he met me...

 

[JV]

...when you somehow get an allergic reaction to dope and you keep using even though it causes you to break out in hives.

 

[Z Y G G Y]

you find yourself looking for crumbs of the drug that u were doing but used up....