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thetruth9

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Ok i'll start
*"what the fuk was i just talking about"
*"did that really just happen"
*"fuk it i'm hungry"
*"did we seriously just smoke weed?"
*"i can hear my hair growing"
 
* word
* where is my lighter?
* who stole my pot.......oh its in my pocket.
* did you hear that!!?!?!
* was that a cop!?!
*cool shit
* whats good?
 
Where's my phone??,wheres my phone??.. oh its in my hand

ahhh cottonmouth

*Is it cashed?*
*There might be one hit left*
*sucks though*"cough cough!" ewww gross

(everyone laughs)
 
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**bubble bubble bubble** WHOOOP *cough cough cough* haaaawwww *hack hack hack* WOO!! *cough cough* HOO

That was great! Let me hit that again!
 
"Naaawww" - Me when I overhear security and dean talking about sending a group of my friends and I to the nurse to get tested for being high, was bullshit, I felt so good though, I just felt so relaxed and a pleasant feeling all over my body.
 
"where is the lighter dude?..oh shit i have it haha (big grin)"
"ill just have 1 more"
"maybe another"
"man i can't feel my face...yess"
"how many cones have we smoked...i i i forgot"
 
crash'n'burn, mav, crash'n'burn...
I'm melllllllllllllllltting
until the space cakes kick in, lets do a bowl or two or hash.... (that falls into the 'really bad ideas' category and gives me a thought for a new thread)
 
*"what the fuk am i eating?"
*"so thats why they created the world"
Jack-"Hey joe, why the fuck am i sneezing so much man"
Joe-"Bro you aint sneezing, you are burping"
Jack-"thats what i just said man"
 
I once got high with a friend who was real new to blazing. So we hit a few joints and i go bath afterwards. I leave him in my room to watch tv. About 10minutes later he come and starts banging the bathroom door down, busy calling me. I climb out the bath and go see what he wants. He's busy panicing and says to me "bro, bro, bro when last did u check your dogs bloodpressure" i asked him wat the fuk that had to do with anything and he said "bro some guy on tv just had an heart attack". Then we forgot what we where talking about.
 
"so i was..... wait what were we talking about?"
"blaze-poke-tag"
"do u want the rest of that?" - "do u really even have to ask?"
"so there i was all like "whoooo", and he was all like "i know""
"hide the stash mannn"
"dude, ur mom smokes pot?"
"my mouth is dryer then a 9 year old's cunt"
 
thetruth9 said:
I once got high with a friend who was real new to blazing. So we hit a few joints and i go bath afterwards. I leave him in my room to watch tv. About 10minutes later he come and starts banging the bathroom door down, busy calling me. I climb out the bath and go see what he wants. He's busy panicing and says to me "bro, bro, bro when last did u check your dogs bloodpressure" i asked him wat the fuk that had to do with anything and he said "bro some guy on tv just had an heart attack". Then we forgot what we where talking about.
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LOL

5tra1t tr1ppn said:
"my mouth is dryer then a 9 year old's cunt"
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Thankfully I stopped getting drymouth after smoking pot for a couple years - but it used to get me real bad!!
 
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