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Stonegans(stoners slogans)

"did you hear that, shit fuck man did you fucking hear that? ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hide"
"where are my papers... oh here.. make me a roach, where is my weed?
dude... we smoked it all
oh.. what were talking about again?
no clue"
 
*chomp chomp chomp* while I'm munching on food... No time to talk! ;)
 
Yeah i never get cotton mouth anymore.


"Duuude, punch cones, not people"
"Okay I am so fucking ripped, should i have a ciggie? Yeah i will.... Wait, no i don't want it, wait... Yes i do... No i don't... fuck it I'll have it"

I swear to god a cigarette after a cone makes it hit you harder.
 
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thats what my cat looks like stoned, but he usually has his eyes wide open and always alert so its funny to see, on the sontrary;

*HAhaha dude, what the fuck are you doing?
 
"i'm so high"
"just gimmie da light!" (sean paul impression; while sitting in a vehicle requesting the dome light be turned on to break up/find/roll/pack etc...)
"wanna smoke another?"
"where's that fire?"
"who's hit?/did you hit that?/are you gonna hit that?/is it my hit?"
"what time is it?" and then "jesus its only XX:XX, lets load another bowl"
 
*"lets smoke a bowl"
*"its time to get ripp'd!"
*"that nug looks/smells redonkulus!"
*"pack more"
*"its complex"
*"I just burped and smoke came out"
*"its time to hit the bong and go to the beach"
*"play some sublime"
*"are you hungry?"
*"where's the bowl?"
 
"Damn man, where the fuck you stashed the end dough?"
"DUDE WTF I CAN SEE A LION ON YOUR WALL" [This cuz there be a lion grifffed on the wall on the other street next to the parking lot we blaze at]
"Where's my wallet? Fuck, some mofucka took advantage of my ass"

But when we're not tokin on the streets:

"Let's make some pizza-bagels"
 
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