FrostyMcFailure
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i love how when people smoke they think its like the best time ever but in reality 70% of the time it goes from great conversation to silence after toking.
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Stonegans(stoners slogans)
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Frosty, when I first started smoking my friends and I all blabbed our heads off. Talking about everything and this and that and running around at night pretending we were fighting in wars and stuff. We were like kids again. It definitely spurred lots of conversation.
It wasn't until we became serious heads smoking all the time that it turned us into retards, or made us too socially awkward to talk. So I can definitely understand stonegans especially in the first couple years of smoking, in fact my friends and filled a book with all the funny things we said
It wasn't until we became serious heads smoking all the time that it turned us into retards, or made us too socially awkward to talk. So I can definitely understand stonegans especially in the first couple years of smoking, in fact my friends and filled a book with all the funny things we said
*Talking to my friend while other friend holds bong. Then turn to my friend with the bong and:
Me: "WTF dude you've had like 5 hits already!?"
Friend: "Nuh uh I've been asking you for a lighter for like 5 mins."
Me: "Oh shit sorry bro...where is my lighter?"
Friend: "Are you kidding me? You lost it already? Man your way too faded."
Me: "It's in your lap you fucking idiot!"
Hahaha
Me: "WTF dude you've had like 5 hits already!?"
Friend: "Nuh uh I've been asking you for a lighter for like 5 mins."
Me: "Oh shit sorry bro...where is my lighter?"
Friend: "Are you kidding me? You lost it already? Man your way too faded."
Me: "It's in your lap you fucking idiot!"
Hahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHA this thread is great..i have a few of my own.
"my FROON is SPOZEN!"
also, the same person that said that also took a fat hit, and blew the smoke back into the bong hahahaha
"i really need to, is what i need to do."
thats exactly what she said, and meant :-D
"my FROON is SPOZEN!"
also, the same person that said that also took a fat hit, and blew the smoke back into the bong hahahaha
"i really need to, is what i need to do."
thats exactly what she said, and meant :-D
Social Suicide
Bluelighter
*High walking through the aisle with the sex books in Books-a-Million*
My friend points out a book called "The Orgasm Bible."
I look at it and say, "I don't need a bible when I write the scripture."
My friend points out a book called "The Orgasm Bible."
I look at it and say, "I don't need a bible when I write the scripture."
Here are the more exotic ones my friends and I use.
*"nugget slam dunk!" - usually said when a pack of super headies is glistening in the bowl before being smoked.
*"guh-hey!" - usually said when someone sees or hears something unappealing.
*"some good nugs dude"
*"tryin' to have a sesh?" - regional way of asking if someone wants to hang out.
*"fuckedy-fuck-fuck!" - usually said when something goes wrong or doesn't work out as planned.
*"don't pull a Parker" - always said when someone is stingy about money or buds.
*"holy sweet fuck!" - when we come across some buds that were way more quality than what we were expecting to pick up.
*"gotta hit up the drive-thru for sure" - when we run out of cigarettes and beer.
*"go on a hood route" - a drive in the car usually through the residential streets of our specific suburb.
*"hit up" - to call someone/go to a certain location/take a hit.
*"hootie-hoo-hoo!" - usually said when someone takes a big hit off some glass and gets completely ripped from just that one hit.
*"word" - an acknowledgement/agreement
*"it's been a fuckin' minute" - said when you haven't done/seen something/someone in longer than a few hours.
*"nugget slam dunk!" - usually said when a pack of super headies is glistening in the bowl before being smoked.
*"guh-hey!" - usually said when someone sees or hears something unappealing.
*"some good nugs dude"
*"tryin' to have a sesh?" - regional way of asking if someone wants to hang out.
*"fuckedy-fuck-fuck!" - usually said when something goes wrong or doesn't work out as planned.
*"don't pull a Parker" - always said when someone is stingy about money or buds.
*"holy sweet fuck!" - when we come across some buds that were way more quality than what we were expecting to pick up.
*"gotta hit up the drive-thru for sure" - when we run out of cigarettes and beer.
*"go on a hood route" - a drive in the car usually through the residential streets of our specific suburb.
*"hit up" - to call someone/go to a certain location/take a hit.
*"hootie-hoo-hoo!" - usually said when someone takes a big hit off some glass and gets completely ripped from just that one hit.
*"word" - an acknowledgement/agreement
*"it's been a fuckin' minute" - said when you haven't done/seen something/someone in longer than a few hours.