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What Job Best Suits A Drug User?

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Drotacular

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so you know the guy who has the bombest job ever n just tokes all day but still gets paid? what does he do? who knows of some bomb jobs to have and still be an everyday smoker? and dont just come in here and say deal drugs haha i mean ligit go to work everyday type jobs
 
This guy I went to school with did a course in computers and now he's got the curshiest job ever. Just works at home from the PC smoking bong.
 
to me that would be a terrible future - sittin my own room all day for the rest of my life? no, please not!
 
I think perhaps your priorities in life may be a little misaligned but who am I to tell you how to live... here's my take:

Landscaping/Parks Maintenance/Golf Course are all good choices especially if you like working outside. Try to find a place you can work unsupervised a lot, preferably with your own truck/atv. Golf courses are good if don't mind getting up early. Wake and bake then bust your balls all morning to get your greens/fairways mowed/traps raked/whatever before the golfers come, once you've cleared the course the rest of your shift should be pretty cush. You get to go home early in the afternoon so there's lots daylight to burn before you pass out exhausted at 8pm.

Cook, dishwasher, night cleaner, etc.... Kitchens generally have a lot of drug users and you get a lot of cool scars from cuts and burns! Usually free meals too.

Hotel maintenance and other resort resort jobs, ski hill liftee, some of the trades...

The more high paying jobs mostly expect you to have your shit together and do not lend themselves well to chronic pot smoking... some people can pull it off tho. There's a reason they call it work and not get paid to have fun and do drugs time :)
 
that did sound like i was a bum huh.
haha i know you still gotta do work but why not try to do some drugs if you can? i mean shit live your life well you can right
 
Drotacular said:
that did sound like i was a bum huh.
haha i know you still gotta do work but why not try to do some drugs if you can? i mean shit live your life well you can right
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Well I was being a bit preachy, but I hope it's a bit of food for thought. There's lots of interesting and fulfilling jobs out there which go well with drugs. And some that are not so much interesting or fulfilling that you might want to take some drugs to prevent death by boredom...

Just don't be smoking fat blunts at lunch before you install the elevator I have to take to the top floor :D
 
you're going to get bored from weed smoking all day everyday until who knows when. then again who's to say you wont take a break. you could actually work high all day....i mean i work in retail right now and i smoke before, during and after work...they do drug test in alot of cases (at least down here) but that is usually when you apply...
how about a taxi driver...just smoke in between pickups haha
or try to get some ambition again, life isn't just getting high.
 
haha hot steam room inspector would be great. and crutch im gunna come to your town and install all your elevators upside down. dam if i ever got on an upside down elevator pretty sure that would trip me out haha
 
sorry, meant someplace where you can grow and sell to dispensaries/coffeeshops legitimately.
 
Porn Star! =D

Either that or being fishing or hunting guide. Possibly Park ranger. Anything out in the wilderness really.
 
i feel that threads like this should be closed.




it brings down our forum on bluelight.....
 
Smoking weed everyday would surely get old very quickly. I would say the best job ever would be one that allows you to travel the world and meet many new people. Being able/allowed to smoke weed whilst working would be secondary.
My friend has talked about becoming a wildlife photographer. This seems to have all the characteristics that would be ideal when choosing a career. Travel the globe filming animals in their natural habitats.
Not one for nature or animals? I think any kind of career that allows you to visit many different and unique cultures would be great. Maybe like a person who just films documentaries of foreign or unique places/ people.
The obvious answer for someone with very little work ethic or drive would be a job that requires very little effort with maximum profit. This is a really unlikely career, and even if you landed such a job it would most likely be illegal or corrupt in some sense.

I enjoy the saying: Do something you love and you'll never work a day in your life.
 
^good advice
find out what your talent is if you don't already know (besides smoking weed), EVERYbody has at least one thing people would compensate him/her for.
 
Smoking weed can be a profitable talent in some ways. Perhaps you could perfect a bong or vaporizer design and make millions off it. One that any stoner out there would just have to purchase.(It would have to be something pretty damn useful or unique) It's a long shot, but if your truly that passionate about smoking weed then its a feasible career. I would have to guess that statistically, the odds are against you being that pot is not legal in U.S. This career choice would probably be for the true stoner who actually has a legitimately good idea from the start. Otherwise you'll end up absolutely no where career wise with considerably less brain cells then you started with.
 
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