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Snoo! Part Two!!

Just got an idea for a new website I want do design, love it when I come up with ideas and I guess this is a Snoo :)
 
my snoo was giving myself a half-hearted hand job earlier, before sobbing with self-loathing and drowning my sorrows with a bottle of vodka.

very similar to edde's, actually. except i do it three times a day. ;)
 
eDDe9 said:
As if sitting in my bath full of bubbles with the Chemical Brothers playing and a bottle of Champagne wasn't snoo enough, my girlfriend came round to drop some stuff off for later and gave me a handjob while I was bathing. Snoo indeed.

BUT.. she was just being a tease, bah. Finished myself after she left though :D <3
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I hate hand jobs. The effort could be better placed into a more productive sexual practice.
 
I remember having a wank next to a wood chipper which was turned on and then, right in the vinegar strokes, slipping and severing both my hands off..

that was frustrating I can tell you!
 
Vinegar strokes, haha.

I agree DS, no girl can wank better than a bloke, but it lasts longer and gets you hornier.. so when you do finally finish its much better. But I speak for all men here, blowjob > handjob.
 
oh aye! but its normally rude to ask when your getting a handjob

girl: 'is that good?' *tug tug tug*
boy: 'yes'
boy's real thoughts: 'would be better if you used your mouth'
 
tekkeN said:
oh aye! but its normally rude to ask when your getting a handjob

girl: 'is that good?' *tug tug tug*
boy: 'yes'
boy's real thoughts: 'would be better if you used your mouth'
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Domination is sexy, I think.
 
very similar to edde's, actually. except i do it three times a day.
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My wanking has decreased since I've been working, down to once or twice a day. :(
 
She's always reminded me of something from Planet Of The Apes.

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Hehe :D
 
TheSpade said:
My wanking has decreased since I've been working, down to once or twice a day. :(
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What is a normal amount?

I barely wank at all with a girlfriend and I'm only 19.

Sometimes I'll do it 3 times in a day, then just go without for 4 days.
 
^ same here eDDe9.. depends, longest I went was about a week while camping with friends, but this is not the thread nor the forum
 
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