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^ haha.
or "do you have any gum??"
5 minutes later.
"bro do you have any gum?
another 2 minutes.
"i could really go for some gum do you have any? Did i ask you that already??
 
when u buy a watter and go up to the lady who sold it to you and ask her for a cap(u see how the rest goes). then wake up the next morning and reach in your pocket to find the cap was there the whole night
 
when u find some dudes glasses on the floor bout five years older than u made for making light shows trippier and start walking around wearing and loaning them out to people and he asks you for them and u end up hanging out later and becoming good friends and getting a light show together and only remember his hat was green and had sideways diamonds and that he was cool
 
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when u find some dudes glasses on the floor bout five years older than u made for making light shows trippier and start walking around wearing and loaning them out to people and he asks you for them and u end up hanging out later and becoming good friends and getting a light show together and only remember his hat was green and had sideways diamonds and that he was cool
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When you don't use fullstops! ;)
 
tennis123 said:
when u find some dudes glasses on the floor bout five years older than u made for making light shows trippier and start walking around wearing and loaning them out to people and he asks you for them and u end up hanging out later and becoming good friends and getting a light show together and only remember his hat was green and had sideways diamonds and that he was cool
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congrats! you made one of the longest run on sentences ive seen in a while! hahahahahah :D sounds lke an interesting story though!

you know you're etarded when someone at the dinner table says "pass the rolls" and you give them a "wait what?!?!" kinda look hahaha
 
This happens to me quite often.


We'll all be sitting around listening to music, and someone will offer to go refill the water bottle,
and as soon as they get up someone calls "Seatjack!" and storms and steals their chair.

Ofcourse it goes as following:
"Seatjack!"
"Awww damnit..."
"Nahhhh man, Im just kidding you can have it back."
 
When, during the days following a huge, very good party, you keep finding new names and numbers on your cellphone of people you obviously became great buddies with. Fucked if you can even remember what they looked like though.
 
when u have no other thought in ur head other than to high five everyone u can at the club/rave :)
 
when you wake up with cuts on the inside of your gums, cheeks and your toungue..ou
when you rub your neck and you realize it doesnt feel like its there and accept it
when your in mid sentence and bite your tongue.
saying the same thing over and over
when your in mid sentence and bite your tongue.
when you cant watch a movie because the screen is going back and forth real quick for 3 hours before you realize its only your eyes twitching.
when you sweat more then you can piss.
when you just cant seem to remember what you were..... ummm...
when your in mid sentence and bite your tongue.

-PLUR :)
 
When you're on a couch in a club, curled into a ball, with a lollipop in your mouth, muttering , it.. it.. it.. it just feels so gooooooooooood! =D

When you ask for headrubs and seabreeze's even when you're not rolling.
 
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When you become known by your friends and show buddies as the girl who goes around and gives massages to everyone...everyone. And you consider (jokingly) ditching your dreams of becoming a linguist/interpreter in favor of going to massage therapy school.
 
when ya rolling like a mofo and start to give your drugs away to your best friends in the world (you know, the ones that you met 5mins ago!)
 
When you only use one pen in school because it has written on the side

"Rolling Ball Pen"

Its a very nice pen, but when ever someone etarded sees it they yell "Roll Balls" and its always funny
 
When you associate Candy with Clothing.
When you think that your mobile phone is producing rainbows and seems to be making the most beautiful tunes you've ever heard, the second you press a couple keys.
When you pass by a baby and still his dummy and stick it in your mouth so you stop chewing your face off.
 
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