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[Robi]

What has four legs and one arm? A pitbull in a playground.

 

[Robi]

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?I have never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

 

[ions]

What has four legs and one arm? A pitbull in a playground.

@Electrum1

 

[Robi]

@Electrum1

I was thinking of him

 

[Ki3ly]

So a blonde walks upto the receptionist in a library and says "can I get a cheeseburger with fries?"

The receptionist says "this is a library".

the blonde says "oops" and whispers "can I get a cheeseburger and fries"

 

[Ki3ly]

A japanese man tried to fake his own death .

No one bereaved him .

 

[Robi]

What should you do if you come across an elephant in the wild?Whipe it off and apologize.

 

[Ki3ly]

So there's this Pharmacist in the Pharmacy who is prescribing all of these Smart Pills to people. A whole bunch of people come in to pick up their

prescriptions of Smart Pills. There's this one man who comes in to pick up his. He leaves, and opens up his bottle and takes a couple of pills. Then

he comes back in and says to the Pharmacist, "Hey, these aren't Smart Pills, they're rabbit turds!" The Pharmacist then says, "Well see, you're

getting smarter already!"

 

[shreddedlettuce]

Chili Palmer to Harry Zimm from the novel Get Shorty By Elmore Leonard .... Chili is interested in movie scripts, wants to get out of the loan sharking business, and asks Harry the below (which made me laugh).

Chili - "I asked him what type of writing brought the most money in?"

Harry - "Ransom notes."