Regional accents

[Jnowhere]

Yeah, well we have 11 states( including mine, Michigan ) that are bigger than your whole country. ( According to The Daily Mail)( A newspaper, I guess. I remember them back in the good olè days).lol

But you guys have about 50+ different accents in an area smaller than 11 of our 50 states. American accents are easy, first there are fewer, especially if you count only homegrown accents. We have more than 5 times as many people and over 40 times the land area of The UK.

The accents vary in The UK so much. It is like every city or town has it's own accent.
Our accents are less nuisanced. They are easier to understand( Louisiana doesn't count)!!

Besides, Several of the Northern accents( Scotland) require subtitles. So do several other accents.

Whatever Ozzy spoke( not singing) is probably just him. Or is that another one?

Besides, per capita of working actors, the Brits are much better. At least the ones that make it to Hollywas.( not a mis.)

Hey, at least we had a great movie industry.( had)

The, slang for " England's, English is so vast that there are books on it.lol( Seriously)

My favorite " I have to go drop the kids off at the pool". Translation: I have to go take a shit. lol

I do find British slang amusing, but too polite and nonsensical.

Ok, 56 is the number of different accents.( according to A.I.) I guess social class doesn't count.( Social class; yeah our snobs have nothing on the Brits, even though ours have much more money.)
( social class snobbery is worse in The UK).

One accent per approximately 1685 square miles? That is is about 2 accents for every 3 American counties( or shires).

American countries are around 1000 sq. miles on average. yeah we don't have anywhere close to over well over 2,000 different accents.lol( that is based on land area, not population).

Trying to learn the different UK accents, is going to be tough, for any American.

Even if someone did a great job on an English accent; The English would out of arrogance, still say it sucks.

Well, all the bloody tossers, can kiss my arse.lol

 

[Bleaney]

Americans seem obsessed about their country being bigger than ours. It's like some men with small cocks needing to drive big cars to compensate.

But we punch well above our weight in cultural terms, with our music, authors, film makers, and actors (as you've already mentioned.)

I guess it would be arrogant to say that Americans need to learn how to pronounce our important buildings and place names properly though.

While I was on a short visit to the USA a few years ago, I heard numerous Americans talking about the UK and "Bucking Haaam Palace."

FFS! It's pronounced 'Buckingum'. With a silent H. Not Bucking Gum either, but 'Bucking um' and with all the syllables rolled together, and no emphasis on the last syllable.

Why don't you yanks know that! (And all the other intricacies of how we pronounce things and place names over here!)

 

[Electrum1]

Oi, eatin me sum eggy bread for brekkie. Luvin me tha juicy bits in me orange juice

 

[Perkins : Reborn]

Americans seem obsessed about their country being bigger than ours. It's like some men with small cocks needing to drive big cars to compensate.

But we punch well above our weight in cultural terms, with our music, authors, film makers, and actors (as you've already mentioned.)

I guess it would be arrogant to say that Americans need to learn how to pronounce our important buildings and place names properly though.

While I was on a short visit to the USA a few years ago, I heard numerous Americans talking about the UK and "Bucking Haaam Palace."

FFS! It's pronounced 'Buckingum'. With a silent H. Not Bucking Gum either, but 'Bucking um' and with all the syllables rolled together, and no emphasis on the last syllable.

Why don't you yanks know that! (And all the other intricacies of how we pronounce things and place names over here!)

They're mostly of rural German ancestry. Incest is rife. Almost compulsory.

 

[lost weekend]

Yeah, well we have 11 states( including mine, Michigan ) that are bigger than your whole country. ( According to The Daily Mail)( A newspaper, I guess. I remember them back in the good olè days).lol

But you guys have about 50+ different accents in an area smaller than 11 of our 50 states. American accents are easy, first there are fewer, especially if you count only homegrown accents. We have more than 5 times as many people and over 40 times the land area of The UK.

The accents vary in The UK so much. It is like every city or town has it's own accent.
Our accents are less nuisanced. They are easier to understand( Louisiana doesn't count)!!

Besides, Several of the Northern accents( Scotland) require subtitles. So do several other accents.

Whatever Ozzy spoke( not singing) is probably just him. Or is that another one?

Besides, per capita of working actors, the Brits are much better. At least the ones that make it to Hollywas.( not a mis.)

Hey, at least we had a great movie industry.( had)

The, slang for " England's, English is so vast that there are books on it.lol( Seriously)

My favorite " I have to go drop the kids off at the pool". Translation: I have to go take a shit. lol

I do find British slang amusing, but too polite and nonsensical.

Ok, 56 is the number of different accents.( according to A.I.) I guess social class doesn't count.( Social class; yeah our snobs have nothing on the Brits, even though ours have much more money.)
( social class snobbery is worse in The UK).

One accent per approximately 1685 square miles? That is is about 2 accents for every 3 American counties( or shires).

American countries are around 1000 sq. miles on average. yeah we don't have anywhere close to over well over 2,000 different accents.lol( that is based on land area, not population).

Trying to learn the different UK accents, is going to be tough, for any American.

Even if someone did a great job on an English accent; The English would out of arrogance, still say it sucks.

Well, all the bloody tossers, can kiss my arse.lol

Not as nonsensical as asking where the bathroom is in a restraunt, I don't know many restraunts with a bath installed, why not just ask where the toilet is ,it's not a dirty word nor would it offend the restraunt staff I'm sure .maybe someone can shed some light on why the phrase is used .seems absurd a big fat American who has just had an all you could eat buffet requires a bath after

 

[Jnowhere]

Americans seem obsessed about their country being bigger than ours. It's like some men with small cocks needing to drive big cars to compensate.

But we punch well above our weight in cultural terms, with our music, authors, film makers, and actors (as you've already mentioned.)

I guess it would be arrogant to say that Americans need to learn how to pronounce our important buildings and place names properly though.

While I was on a short visit to the USA a few years ago, I heard numerous Americans talking about the UK and "Bucking Haaam Palace."

FFS! It's pronounced 'Buckingum'. With a silent H. Not Bucking Gum either, but 'Bucking um' and with all the syllables rolled together, and no emphasis on the last syllable.

Why don't you yanks know that! (And all the other intricacies of how we pronounce things and place names over here!)

The sun never sets on the Union Jack, what happened. Besides, your country is much less livable then ours.

Oh, we don't have a royal family. Culture, really. I guess soccer( football) brawls, lack of freedom, and a government more fucked up than ours is culture. Unfunny humor? British comedy is not funny.
Pop culture, is not that important. Besides the music business is dead.
Also, you aren't big until you make it in America.

Oh I forgot, about Russel Brand. Thank you for sending one of your biggest stars/ morons over here. Is that payback for Madonna having moved there?

You guys would be speaking German if it wasn't for America. I have said that before Trump ever did so in a speech.

Besides, I can carry a small pocket knife without having the cops called and knife control?

I guess you guys are on the forfront of well, nothing.

 

[Jnowhere]

Not as nonsensical as asking where the bathroom is in a restraunt, I don't know many restraunts with a bath installed, why not just ask where the toilet is ,it's not a dirty word nor would it offend the restraunt staff I'm sure .maybe someone can shed some light on why the phrase is used .seems absurd a big fat American who has just had an all you could eat buffet requires a bath after

That is a term that means a restroom. Don't get me started with all your British mumbo jumbo.

 

[Perkins : Reborn]

I carry a small slip joint knife. Legally.

And America is so funny that it had introduce canned laughter.

Another poor attempt.

 

[Jnowhere]

Wow, It bet if it was a real knife; the UK equivalent of the SWAT team would be called.

I can carry a switchblade, legally and could get a gun carry permit like over 21 million Americans have.

 

[Cheshire_Kat]

And America is so funny that it had introduce canned laughter.

Another poor attempt.

 

[lost weekend]

The sun never sets on the Union Jack, what happened. Besides, your country is much less livable then ours.

Oh, we don't have a royal family. Culture, really. I guess soccer( football) brawls, lack of freedom, and a government more fucked up than ours is culture. Unfunny humor? British comedy is not funny.
Pop culture, is not that important. Besides the music business is dead.
Also, you aren't big until you make it in America.

Oh I forgot, about Russel Brand. Thank you for sending one of your biggest stars/ morons over here. Is that payback for Madonna having moved there?

You guys would be speaking German if it wasn't for America. I have said that before Trump ever did so in a speech.

Besides, I can carry a small pocket knife without having the cops called and knife control?

I guess you guys are on the forfront of well, nothing.

No no no ,the reason we don't speak German is because of the Russians not the US ,the Russians made huge sacrifices to defeat Nazism, more than any of the other allies.the US had money and lots of it which is handy when your trying to fight a world war almost single handed
A thousand years ago we were defeated by a French speaking Norman army but we've never spoken French

 

[lost weekend]

Wow, It bet if it was a real knife; the UK equivalent of the SWAT team would be called.

I can carry a switchblade, legally and could get a gun carry permit like over 21 million Americans have.

Could you win in a square go a fair fight,that's the true test of being hard

 

[Bleaney]

and a government more fucked up than ours

No ruler in history has been more fucked up than Donald Trump! (With the possible exception of Hitler!)

How many personality disorders does that guy have!?

He'd be a psychologists nightmare, or wet dream, depending on how they look at it.

 

[Perkins : Reborn]

Wow, It bet if it was a real knife; the UK equivalent of the SWAT team would be called.

I can carry a switchblade, legally and could get a gun carry permit like over 21 million Americans have.

It's definitely a real knife. I also have an Opinel with a pretty lethal blade.

Switchblades are cool. American gun shit is just bollocks. Cowardly bollocks.

 

[Perkins : Reborn]

No ruler in history has been more fucked up than Donald Trump! (With the possible exception of Hitler!)

How many personality disorders does that guy have!?

He'd be a psychologists nightmare, or wet dream, depending on how they look at it.

He's fucked up.

But he was elected by the world's biggest democracy. Is that not frightening enough for you?

 

[lost weekend]

The sun never sets on the Union Jack, what happened. Besides, your country is much less livable then ours.

Oh, we don't have a royal family. Culture, really. I guess soccer( football) brawls, lack of freedom, and a government more fucked up than ours is culture. Unfunny humor? British comedy is not funny.
Pop culture, is not that important. Besides the music business is dead.
Also, you aren't big until you make it in America.

Oh I forgot, about Russel Brand. Thank you for sending one of your biggest stars/ morons over here. Is that payback for Madonna having moved there?

You guys would be speaking German if it wasn't for America. I have said that before Trump ever did so in a speech.

Besides, I can carry a small pocket knife without having the cops called and knife control?

I guess you guys are on the forfront of well, nothing.

You really don't like us brits .I don't find American comedy that funny either with obvious exceptions .your movie industry panders to China and has been in decline since the early eighties .ours is barely worth mentioning but if we had a budget like yours maybe we could get some quality films that people actually want to see in the cinema. Jeffrey Epstien? .Your right you aren't big until you make it to America not until you get stuck into those giant soda cartons and fried chicken by the bucket

 

[lost weekend]

That is a term that means a restroom. Don't get me started with all your British mumbo jumbo.

That's just like the Greeks calling everyone who didn't speak Greek barbarians due to the fact they couldn't understand the language.remeber where American roots lay