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🌟🌟 Social 🌟🌟 Gibberings ver. CCXIX - "what's new, c*nty chops?"

I just felll off the toilet.

Yes, yes I almost Elvis’d myself to death. I could’ve died 8o

Seems our cutesy ghost bathroom mat was not 100% entirely thought through. It slipped out… and I nearly slipped in.

Broke the cunting lid in… thrice or so.

Also broke me…

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But, thankfully, your hero survives to fight that bastard toilet another day!

tl;dr: Don’t drink and toilet.
 
That looks painful!

I guess being drunk at the time helped dull the initial pain. It should heal up OK in a while though, I like watching wounds like that heal up over time.

I managed to fall off the edge of the bath into the bath while on something or other, some time ago, and did my back in at the same time. And then I could not get out. Then I had the stupidly crazy "bright idea" of filling the bath with water to float myself out. That only resulted in some scalding hot burns and needing a hospital visit, once I finally managed to get out of the bath, many hours later. :roll eyes:

But regarding your toilet seat, does that have plastic or copper/bronze bolt fitment thingies?

Mine isn't broken but has come away from the fittings, so I have to manually place it and remove it from the toilet seat as required every time. Mine has the metal fittings and they have seized up to absolute fuck over the many years of being in a bathroom environment,. I dont like the look of the solutions i've seen on you tube involving angle grinders and drills etc. I'd wreck the entire toilet if I tried any of those methods I think.

I've only had the heart to ask 2 tradesmen so far, to see if they can help, and neither of them have got back to me, unsurprisingly.

But if you're renting, obviously the landlord will have to get it fixed, but may try and pass the charges on, if he's a penny pinching scrooge.
 
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Is that Kilju? Never tasted it, sadly.

My benzo adventure appears to have made my chin collide with a wall, so I have a graze there. Can't remember why.

Luckily I have quite a manly jaw, otherwise I'd have been spitting teeth all night.
 
BadBoy377 said:
I don't believe it's the mirtazapine s fault
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100 % it is. those dreams are INSANE. sometimes great, sometimes not so, and very often-sleep paralysis, or long cycle of several sleep paralysis that can stretch for ages.

Spitting two teeth was actually what made me realize I am dreaming again.

But hey, no sleep paralysis and massive yield of 12,5 hours of sleep.
 
Woke up with no alarm and realised I had just over an hour to get showered and shaved for a doctor's appointment.

Thought the streets were pretty quiet; I got to the surgery and it was banged up. I thought they were cutting it fine, but I decided to check the time again and noticed the date. I'd rushed out of bed on a fucking Sunday. Benzos, eh?
 
Sounds like you're taking big doses @Perkins : Reborn

I actually do have a Sunday hospital appointment, which will involve being on nitrous oxide and oxygen (that bit I'm quite looking forward to! :LOL:)

Maybe even some additional painkillers if required. I wonder if those might be anything good!

But I'm not looking forward to the procedure I have to take it for. I won't be going into details as it could potentially make me identifiable.
 
I'm not really overdoing it by my old standards, but I've put away a moderate amount of alpraz with an even more moderate amount of diaz. But yeah - my tolerance has reset, and I can't really be doing those doses on top of booze without potentially running into problems.

He says as he sips vodka after taking 2mg XR alprazolam.

Good luck with the appointment. Let's hope for morphine!
 
Perkins : Reborn said:
Woke up with no alarm and realised I had just over an hour to get showered and shaved for a doctor's appointment.

Thought the streets were pretty quiet; I got to the surgery and it was banged up. I thought they were cutting it fine, but I decided to check the time again and noticed the date. I'd rushed out of bed on a fucking Sunday. Benzos, eh?
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Well you've just made me realise it's a sunday and I've had no benzos - which may be even more concerning!
 
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