🌟🌟 Social 🌟🌟 Gibberings ver. CCXIX - "what's new, c*nty chops?"

[Zopiclone bandit]

Man with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger.

Way too much good quality b smoked the night before @F.U.B.A.R. and @blondin

That isn't Nicotine & tar on the ends of your fingers Blondin, you filthy animal.

A dealer everyone called "show us your teeth Keith" used to keep everything plugged. My mate scored off him once & it was his last items. We couldn't figure out where the smell was coming from on the way back, my mate made a roll up & on the first few drags puked as he soon learned where the smell was coming from, it was all over his fingers. I laughed so hard, it is so gross though all jokes aside.

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

I haven't read it but I hope tans is not a typo (trans) and he genuinely has some kind of agenda involving the tanned folk.

Nothing would surprise me with that idiot.

One of my personal favorite things his said.......

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

It's got nothing to do with race and everything to do with Irish republicanism. The "Black and Tans" were a division of the British RUC and persecuted the Irish/catholics.

I assumed "Black & Tans" was common knowledge, I guess it isn't.
I have a very bad feeling my Internet history has got me on some "Watch List" now. I'm just one of these people who ends up going down history wormhole's when I learn about a subject.

 

[Arnold]

Not very PC that film.

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

Not very PC that film.

That's one way to put it.
That clip is just one small example, it's got parts that would get YouTube accounts closed down.

You seen "Gay Niggers From Outer Space" before?
Sgt Shaveballs
Captain Armin Anus
Captain B Dick......

It's a 27 minute "movie" about Gay black men who come to Earth to kill all the women so men can turn gay & bum each other. I'm NOT joking here!!!!

 

[MsDiz]

I assumed "Black & Tans" was common knowledge, I guess it isn't.
I have a very bad feeling my Internet history has got me on some "Watch List" now. I'm just one of these people who ends up going down history wormhole's when I learn about a subject.

Hahaha, yeah for sure I'm on some sort of British watch list. I come from a very republican family. Luckily the brits were never too great at learning Gaelige and that's what language we speak!

 

[ageingpartyfiend]

I come from a very republican family.

No shit

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

@MsDiz
Not sure if you are into Podcasts but Timesuck is one of a very small few I bother with, I download each episode on a Monday without fail then get in bed for a few hours of education on a bit of history. It's not all heavy, Dan Cummins is a well known Stand up comic from the USA & his style of comedy is 100% my kind of stuff, he gives a history lesson with plenty of laughs tossed in.
The latest episode is this.....

"Today we dig into the origins and the history of America's Irish Mob. We begin centuries ago in Ireland, when a series of oppressive, discriminatory laws designed to break the backs of the Irish and leave them too powerless to rebel against British rule, followed by the Great Famine that was greatly intensified by these same laws, led to hundreds of thousands of Irish fleeing the Emerald Isle for America to avoid certain death. Impoverished and often malnourished, these new immigrants were met with an increasing amount of anti-Irish sentiment in the United States, and to overcome this, they ended up banding together and working with gangsters and politicians who would help them get jobs and food in exchange for votes. And thus, the Irish mob was born. Cue 150+ years of underworld violence! We cover SO much territory today. A good one for both the true crime and the history lovers. Hope you like it!"

Timesuck!

The General Buttnaked / Liberian Civil War episode is one I highly rate & suggest also, the Time Traveling Karen part still makes me laugh to this day as I could see it happening if a "Karen" could Time Travel.

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

Gaelige

When I tried to learn about "Irish" folklore & tales about legendary creatures that language gave me a headache. It's worse than Sanskrit!!

Hahaha, yeah for sure I'm on some sort of British watch list.

At least I will have someone to chat with when we get taken off to some secret MI6 Black Site in Morocco and are Water Boarded for days on end.

 

[MsDiz]

At least I will have someone to chat with when we get taken off to some secret MI6 Black Site in Morocco and are Water Boarded for days on end.

But my mother tongue is Gaelige, I rarely speak English in person.

 

[ageingpartyfiend]

The uk watchlists must be very fucking long by now!

In the 80's I was told by 2 different police forces that I was on 'the subversives list' whatever that was. Quite right too.

Probably just scare tactics, I was too stoned to care anyway

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

@F.U.B.A.R. @fastandbulbous

Michelle O'Neill rating out of 10?
I give her 8.5 / 10

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

But my mother tongue is Gaelige, I rarely speak English in person.

Gonna be some lonely months for me.

I used to think what the hell was up with the Irish when I'd hear they were up for the crack, I'm not joking.

 

[ageingpartyfiend]

@F.U.B.A.R. @fastandbulbous

Michelle O'Neill rating out of 10?
I give her 8.5 / 10

I know you didn't ask me but hell no, 4/10 if generous

Anyway am away for a pipe o hashish and Blazing Saddles

 

[MsDiz]

I know you didn't ask me but hell no, 4/10 if generous

Anyway am away for a pipe o hashish and Blazing Saddles

You lot should all just have your slumber party already! Pics required!

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

I know you didn't ask me but hell no, 4/10 if generous

Anyway am away for a pipe o hashish and Blazing Saddles

I didn't include you as I don't think you are Irish & male and the leading EADD pervert.

I was the same as you in rating her low but over time she has grown on my list.

You are old enough to remember this idiocy, the BBC used to dub the voice of all Sinn Fein members, I was young enough back then to not understand WTF was going on and used to laugh so hard. The first time I heard a proper South Irish accent I was so confused.

It still makes me think of the dubbed Chinese Kung Fu movies.

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

You lot should all just have your slumber party already! Pics required!

A good Only Fans niche market idea has come to mind.

 

[steewith2ees]

@Arnold @steewith2ees @fastandbulbous @LoginNotSecure @F.U.B.A.R. @axe battler

BBC4 tonight at 10:45PM they are showing the film Blazing Saddles. If you have never seen it & have no idea what it's about just TRUST me it's one of my favorite films & NOT one for Generation Z, Snow Flakes, SJW, Purple hair, rings in the middle of the nose like a farm animal.
It's directed by a guy who was a very Proud Jew too, this movie would never be made today trust me, the SJW lot would have a seizure over the content. It makes Chris Morris Brass Eye look like something you would show to kids believe me

As a sad and nerdy collector of films I have this on Blu - Ray Zop and re - visited it last over Christmas. I have never been the biggest Mel Brooks fan but I love Spaceballs of course and as it goes without saying, Blazing Saddles is kind of perfect

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

As a sad and nerdy collector of films I have this on Blu - Ray Zop and re - visited it last over Christmas. I have never been the biggest Mel Brooks fan but I love Spaceballs of course and as it goes without saying, Blazing Saddles is kind of perfect

You are a fan of Spaceballs!!!!!
You have fine taste Sir.

 

[blondin]

For me Brooke's best was the producers.... up in the lakes this week astounding views.