🌟🌟 Social 🌟🌟 Gibberings ver. CCXIX - "what's new, c*nty chops?"

[axe battler]

Isn't that poison for doggo's?

My dog wouldn't eat it. Apparently it's what they use to make animals "talk" in films and shit so I wanted to recreate it.

DID you know! That rats can't fart, so if you feed them baking soda they basically basically EXPLODE (or more likely just split and rupture and bleed to death). Quite brutal end, but no worse than plaster of Paris or Arsenic, I suppose. My parents are in the process of poisoning some in their back garden at the moment, poor little shits.

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

My dog wouldn't eat it. Apparently it's what they use to make animals "talk" in films and shit so I wanted to recreate it.

DID you know! That rats can't fart, so if you feed them baking soda they basically basically EXPLODE (or more likely just split and rupture and bleed to death). Quite brutal end, but no worse than plaster of Paris or Arsenic, I suppose. My parents are in the process of poisoning some in their back garden at the moment, poor little shits.

I live & learn each day.
Where you learn that from? I heard the same about seagulls with baking soda.

When I had some mice in the flat I set traps and the one poor guy got crushed, the trap pinned him down and some of his guts had come out but was still alive!!!!!!
I had to finish him/her off which was a deeply disturbing thing for me. I've never killed any animals since regardless of their place in the pecking order.
My view is maybe one day a Shark or Tiger may view me as not important enough to live & eat me which in a way I would fucking deserve.

 

[Arnold]

seagulls

 

[Arnold]

xploding birds

 

[blondin]

Isn't that poison for doggo's?

As long as it doesnt have xylitol in it they can lap to their hearts content

 

[axe battler]

xploding birds

Alright Laurence Logic err, I mean Arnold I'll let you know how my parents get on with the bicarb. If they get woken up with a loud explosion in the night and car alarms going off we'll know, and knowledge is power!

 

[axe battler]

@Zopiclone bandit
My mam couldn't get any plaster of Paris (which basically hardens in their stomach) or other rat poison so my dad looked on Google and bicarb mixed with hot chocolate mix is apparently a good "home remedy". I suggested just getting an owl, but they like having other birds in their garden, so that was a no-go.

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

@Zopiclone bandit
My mam couldn't get any plaster of Paris (which basically hardens in their stomach) or other rat poison so my dad looked on Google and bicarb mixed with hot chocolate mix is apparently a good "home remedy". I suggested just getting an owl, but they like having other birds in their garden, so that was a no-go.

Plaster of Paris sounds like something you would see in a Rat remake of the Saw movies.

" Hello Mr Ratto, all your life you placed value on Cheese & eating trash, you caused humans to get bin-juice on their hands. I have filled your belly with plaster of Paris which is setting as you watch this. Do you pick Plaster of Paris death OR eat a packet of Turbo-lax and shit it all out? The choice is in your ratto looking paws"

Your dad work part-time for Mexican cartels by any chance? Apparently Sinaloa cartel have got roots in Spain now so I'm highly suspect about you & your dad to say the very least.

 

[alasdairm]

Anyone else heard of this Myers-Briggs Personality Type Indicator?

• take a personality test (MBTI)
• What personality type are you?
• What is your Myers Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI)?

alasdair

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Anyone else heard of this Myers-Briggs Personality Type Indicator?

Some Oxford Doctor I speak to got me to take it as she's been curious about the way I am & see the world, the things I say etc for ages & I came back as an INTP type which oddly fit me very well & for the first time ever could explain why I am looked upon by others as "odd".

I spent several hours learning about the INTP traits which is typical of my type.

I'm putting @fastandbulbous as an INFJ type BTW folks. That Karpackie addict @F.U.B.A.R. has gotta be INTP too for several reasons clear to me.
The rest of you lot are just stupid cunts.

Sorry @LoginNotSecure they don't have a Harold Shipman Personality Type.

Oh yes. Mine came back as CUNT.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

My dog wouldn't eat it. Apparently it's what they use to make animals "talk" in films and shit so I wanted to recreate it.

DID you know! That rats can't fart, so if you feed them baking soda they basically basically EXPLODE (or more likely just split and rupture and bleed to death). Quite brutal end, but no worse than plaster of Paris or Arsenic, I suppose. My parents are in the process of poisoning some in their back garden at the moment, poor little shits.

Fuck. I'm sure if the pest control industry knew that, we'd never bother with anticoagulant rodenticides...

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

xploding birds

A guy I knew claimed to have wrapped pieces of potassium in bread then fed them to seagulls and watched them explode 5 minutes later.

Probably totally untrue, but it's a genius idea.

 

[axe battler]

Fuck. I'm sure if the pest control industry knew that, we'd never bother with anticoagulant rodenticides...

Anticoagulants!? So they basically start bleeding out of their arses and eyes until they die?

Arr man, you must have to have a strong stomach to be an exterminator.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Anticoagulants!? So they basically start bleeding out of their arses and eyes until they die?

Arr man, you must have to have a strong stomach to be an exterminator.

Nah, it's not quite as gruesome as that I'm afraid. Basically the anticoagulants inhibit vitamin k1 which is essential for blood clotting. But it doesn't cause them to bleed from every orifice as is often thought. What happens is that during the rough and tumble of your average rodents life, they sustain minor internal injuries (bruises) through playing, fighting and squeezing through small spaces. Because blood clotting is inhibited, eventually the internal bleeding becomes so severe that they die from critically low blood pressure (hypotension). This is why it can take up to a couple of weeks for rodenticides to work. The more active (generally younger) rodents will die much quicker than the fat, lazy adults.

Still pretty gruesome mind you.


Anyway, who told you rats can't fart? Have you ever smelled a rat?



(BTW, the antidote for rat poison is vitamin k injections - similar to naloxone for opiate od's...)

 

[axe battler]

Nah, it's not quite as gruesome as that I'm afraid. Basically the anticoagulants inhibit vitamin k1 which is essential for blood clotting. But it doesn't cause them to bleed from every orifice as is often thought. What happens is that during the rough and tumble of your average rodents life, they sustain minor internal injuries (bruises) through playing, fighting and squeezing through small spaces. Because blood clotting is inhibited, eventually the internal bleeding becomes so severe that they die from critically low blood pressure (hypotension). This is why it can take up to a couple of weeks for rodenticides to work. The more active (generally younger) rodents will die much quicker than the fat, lazy adults.

Still pretty gruesome mind you.


Anyway, who told you rats can't fart? Have you ever smelled a rat?

Haha my dad. But that was after a rudimentary Google search again for home rat poisons. Apparently chilli powder and sugar to mask the taste on a tomato causes them to keel over due to their inability to fart. I call bullshit on that one, but the bicarb thing sounded a bit more believable due to the stomach acid/alkali and the co2 produced. What you reckon fubz? A load of ol'ratshit?

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Haha my dad. But that was after a rudimentary Google search again for home rat poisons. Apparently chilli powder and sugar to mask the taste on a tomato causes them to keel over due to their inability to fart. I call bullshit on that one, but the bicarb thing sounded a bit more believable due to the stomach acid/alkali and the co2 produced. What you reckon fubz? A load of ol'ratshit?

"My dad?"


I'd love the sodium bicarbonate method to be true. If it actually worked, I'd probably get killed by the large rodenticide manufacturers such as BSAF.


But think about it, an animal that doesn't fart is basically a dead animal...

 

[Arnold]

@F.U.B.A.R.

What does a farmer have to his disposition to poison a dog?

It ain't strychine or temic.
The last failed attempt they used anti freeze on a small bit of chicken which isn't something which they have used before.

It is a small amount hidden in a bit of sauge.
Death sets in about 18 hours after ingestion.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

While we're on the subject of rodenticides, there's a new one out called cholecalciferol.

It's like fuckin rat crack. Honestly, they go mad for it.

It works by stripping calcium out of the bones and dumping it in the bloodstream so that they eventualy die of kidney failure.

These chemists are fuckin sick cunts...

 

[axe battler]

While we're on the subject of rodenticides, there's a new one out called cholecalciferol.

It's like fuckin rat crack. Honestly, they go mad for it.

It works by stripping calcium out of the bones and dumping it in the bloodstream so that they eventualy die of kidney failure.

These chemists are fuckin sick cunts...

At least the rats get something out of that one though! You need to do a trip report fubz.

 

[axe battler]

@F.U.B.A.R.

What does a farmer have to his disposition to poison a dog?

It ain't strychine or temic.
The last failed attempt they used anti freeze on a small bit of chicken which isn't something which they have used before.

It is a small amount hidden in a bit of sauge.
Death sets in about 18 hours after ingestion.

Why the fucks a farmer trying to poison your dog!? Sick bastard. Some disposition he must have, indeed.
But yeah I've heard of antifreeze being used. Think some sick fuck neighbour used it on someone's cat on BL recently.