🌟🌟 Social 🌟🌟 Gibberings ver. CCXIX - "what's new, c*nty chops?"

[Jackal]

Waiting on food.

I'll never understand why it takes them 45 minutes to reheat a premade cottage pie in the microwave before giving it to the delivery driver

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[axe battler]

Waiting on food.

I'll never understand why it takes them 45 minutes to reheat a premade cottage pie in the microwave before giving it to the delivery driver

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You're ordering a cottage pie from a takeaway!? In fucking Cambodia!?!?
That is literally the most astonishing thing I've ever read on BL.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

You're ordering a cottage pie from a takeaway!? In fucking Cambodia!?!?
That is literally the most astonishing thing I've ever read on BL.

I'm just hoping there's a side order for barmcakes and pikelets...

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

This Cost of Living Crisis has hit me so badly, DON'T Judge me as I gotta eat like all of us!!!!!!

 

[blondin]

...Poor dog saying in effect he gotta eat potatoes

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

This Cost of Living Crisis has hit me so badly, DON'T Judge me as I gotta eat like all of us!!!!!!

I'd have fuckin shaved the cunt first...

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

...Poor dog saying in effect he gotta eat potatoes

That's my excuse to PETA

 

[Jabberwocky]

@Zopiclone bandit

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

@Zopiclone bandit

The only time Tax has looked a good idea to me. I will have that stuck in my head all day.
Thanks for that, proper made me laugh.

 

[Jackal]

You're ordering a cottage pie from a takeaway!? In fucking Cambodia!?!?
That is literally the most astonishing thing I've ever read on BL.

Hahaha! Despite modern history in the region there's a broad selection of world foods available cheaply in all major cities and towns here

French, English, Scottish, Portuguese, Italian, German, Scandic, North and South American, Russian, Chinese, Japanese, Aussie and Kiwi, Lebanese, Turkish, Mexican, Argentine etc etc

Absolutely 100% spoiled for choice. I cook breakfast and lunch but get a different dinner delivered every day for between $3 and $8 each

The cottage pie was pretty good tbf, was fresh too so I guess they were waiting for it to be out of oven before sending it. 500g slab with peas and gravy on side

 

[axe battler]

Developing story: COVID Cat Cull Considered... at the start of the pandemic 4 years ago... Gripping news.
@F.U.B.A.R. you could have been loaded with government grants, and had some fun to boot!

 

[axe battler]

Get help with savings if you’re on a low income (Help to Save)

Get help with savings if you're on a low income (Help to Save) - how it works, what you'll get, eligibility, how it affects your benefits and how to apply online.

www.gov.uk

Could be of use.

 

[Jackal]

Developing story: COVID Cat Cull Considered... at the start of the pandemic 4 years ago... Gripping news.
@F.U.B.A.R. you could have been loaded with government grants, and had some fun to boot!

I think the alliteration of "COVID Cat Cull Considered" made the clever copywriter cum copioisly

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

When the dog passes Silent Judgment upon you for waking her up by flicking her Paw-fur (the stuff between the paw-pads which is makes a dogs paws itch and their whole leg goes into a twitch)

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[axe battler]

@Zopiclone bandit

That's so fucking true! When my dog would hear the cheese packet he'd come sprinting in the kitchen, and I'd pay the cheese tax every time. It's bullshit that mice eat cheese and cats love fish, dogs love them more than either. And fox shit.

 

[blondin]

That's so fucking true! When my dog would hear the cheese packet he'd come sprinting in the kitchen, and I'd pay the cheese tax every time. It's bullshit that mice eat cheese and cats love fish, dogs love them more than either. And fox shit.

But they all love peanut butter

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

.As if this Ukraine stuff couldn't get worse a Band Aid type event is being held to raise more cash for them. Cunts like Pink, Rolling Stones etc are playing.

I think The Sound of Silence would be more fitting, if that's not possible the sounds of torture via The Wagner Group would be a close 2nd.

I so hope the sound board guy gets totally drunk & has a horrific DXM hangover & puts this on the huge main screen by mistake & its broadcast around the Globe.

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

But they all love peanut butter

Isn't that poison for doggo's?

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

Anyone else heard of this Myers-Briggs Personality Type Indicator?

Some Oxford Doctor I speak to got me to take it as she's been curious about the way I am & see the world, the things I say etc for ages & I came back as an INTP type which oddly fit me very well & for the first time ever could explain why I am looked upon by others as "odd".

I spent several hours learning about the INTP traits which is typical of my type.

I'm putting @fastandbulbous as an INFJ type BTW folks. That Karpackie addict @F.U.B.A.R. has gotta be INTP too for several reasons clear to me.
The rest of you lot are just stupid cunts.

Sorry @LoginNotSecure they don't have a Harold Shipman Personality Type.

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

T+ 2hr 30mins FFS!!!

I just knew from his "diet" this wouldn't end well, his lucky to have not died from horrific kidney failure IMHO.