Social Tell a Joke

[darvocet21]

A man gets the words tattooed I LOVE YOU on his prick and his wife said
"quit putting words into my mouth"

When his dick is flaccid it reads "I O U"

 

[Robi]

When his dick is flaccid it reads "I O U"

 

[Robi]

people say dead baby jokes are pretty tasteless, but i know you have to use the right seasonings

 

[darvocet21]

Must be hott when He-man and She-ra hook up!

Why? All they ever do when they're together is flex!

 

[sunnysidedown]

Why can't pterodactyls be heard while they're using the bathroom?

Because the P is silent.

 

[ReginaldBricksack]

Did you know a group of crows is called a murder ?

well it’s only a murder if there’s probable caws

Hehe

 

[ReginaldBricksack]

One time on ETH-LAD I took more than was good for me not knowing how much was good to take and I was projectile vomiting into a wastebin while diarrheaing on the toilet like oh crap am I going to have complete system failure right now and croak I shit you not the joke was on me. Shitty joke attempt my reasoning that day was shitty as usual I didn't have to call 911 though like I did on mushrooms thinking I died already

Here is a regular joke style sry my bad:

An envelope arrived to the White House except they need to wear special gloves and a mask to open that sucker

 

[Robi]

a Marxist, an anarchist and a nihilist walk into a bar, bartender says" Sorry we don't serve anyone under 21"

 

[Las Veghost grower]

a Marxist, an anarchist and a nihilist walk into a bar, bartender says" Sorry we don't serve anyone under 21"

It’s funny cause it’s true….

 

[hylite]

I waited and stayed up all night
wondering where the sun was . . . .

then it dawned on me !

 

[darvocet21]

I waited and stayed up all night
wondering where the sun was . . . .

then it dawned on me !

 

[hylite]

Three Fish in A Tank . . . . . .

None of them know how to drive
it . . . .

 

[hylite]

Not to be outdone by Elon
Musk . . . . . I'm announcing my
Acquisition of "my space" for
$24.99.

 

[darvocet21]

Three Fish in A Tank . . . . . .

None of them know how to drive
it . . .

 

[Las Veghost grower]

3 guys in a boat with 4 cigarettes and no lighter how did they smoke the cigarettes ?

They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter…

 

[Fire&Water]

How come cannibals dont eat clowns













... they taste funny

 

[jasperkent]

Kid: "Mommy, I hate my sister's guts!"
Mom: "Shut up and eat what's on your plate."

 

[darvocet21]

Three Fish in A Tank . . . . . .

None of them know how to drive
it . . . .

Just thought of a joke or rather a meme: a picture of cologne and the bottle says ELON, and below it in small letters "Musk"

I can't be the first person there's probably dozens of memes

 

[Robi]

3 guys in a boat with 4 cigarettes and no lighter how did they smoke the cigarettes ?

They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter…

only took me one reread................a miracle!! bloody priceless

 

[ReginaldBricksack]

Drug court wants to help so much because you are a dollar figure to them