Social Tell a Joke

[hylite]

HE SAID HE DIDN'T KNOW
WHAT TO WEAR TO THE
PREMATURE EJACULATION
SUPPORT GROUP . . .


SO HE JUST CAME IN
HIS PANTS.

 

[hylite]

The Key to Happiness . .

. .

Is A Crappy Memory !

 

[hylite]

When Pornstars take off
their Clothes, They are
actually getting Dressed
for Work.

Wisdom will kill me
someday.

 

[jasperkent]

Old one from George Carlin:
What does a dog do on his day off?
He can't just lay around; that's his job!

 

[hylite]

How do you tell the gender
of an ant?

Drop it in water.
If it sinks, GIRL ANT.

If it floats ...

 

[darvocet21]

 

[hylite]

 

[hylite]

DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE A DOZEN SEASONS?

Winter
Fools Spring
Second winter
Pretend Spring
Third winter
Wind-and-rain-season
Actual Spring
Summer
Autumn
Second Summer
Second Autumn

AND THE SEASON OF THE WITCH !

 

[darvocet21]

DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE A DOZEN SEASONS?

Winter
Fools Spring
Second winter
Pretend Spring
Third winter
Wind-and-rain-season
Actual Spring
Summer
Autumn
Second Summer
Second Autumn

AND THE SEASON OF THE WITCH !

 

[hylite]

 

[hylite]

The word "SWIMS" upside-down is still "SWIMS"

 

[hylite]

 

[darvocet21]

Swims likes to sleep in the bathtub. Can't catch no covid

 

[hylite]

ikay

 

[darvocet21]

Anybody who goes to a psychiatrist probably should get their head examined

 

[darvocet21]

HE SAID HE DIDN'T KNOW
WHAT TO WEAR TO THE
PREMATURE EJACULATION
SUPPORT GROUP . . .


SO HE JUST CAME IN
HIS PANTS.

Fancy pants

 

[darvocet21]

ikay

 

[darvocet21]

 

[jasperkent]

So this guy walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but Saran Wrap.
The doc says
"Well, I can clearly see your nuts."

 

[hylite]

I'M THE WRONG PERSON
TO HAVE AND " I DON'T GIVE
A !UCK " CONTEST WITH.. .