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pitbull pup, getting a blue but i want the white one too, gonna take alot of sex to change her mind
 
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deficiT said:
I'm gonna mail you my signed copy of Mein Kampf
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that is worth 20k and up you tight wad scrooge!hurumpt
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ChemicallyEnhanced said:
PM for my address. All drugs will be accepted. Thank you.
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I didn't ask Santa for any drugs this year, and I certainly didn't ask him for any bullshit gift cards or wooly sweaters. The only thing on my list is precursor chemicals, precursor chemicals, and more precursor chemicals.

Up above the Artic Circle, they're pumping that shit out like there's no tomorrow, running 3 shifts a day in their elfen superlabs under the polar ice cap. (Take a guess what's really melting it...) At this point, Santa's even gotten the fucking sleigh converted to run on P2P.

So don't be a noob, make this the Christmas the one when you finally started getting it together and learning a little organic chemistry.
 
ChemicallyEnhanced said:
PM for my address. All drugs will be accepted.
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a used SLdoll? its clean, its not one of the disgusting child ones, im still mad mine looks Bea Arther, but with the lights off we all are purdy. you can warm her up! She talks more than my wife, why i got her , i needed a lil friend, ill shove a prescription off ****** up her rosebud, just for you!
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Robi said:
a used SLdoll? its clean, its not one of the disgusting child ones, im still mad mine looks Bea Arther, but with the lights off we all are purdy. you can warm her up! She talks more than my wife, why i got her , i needed a lil friend, ill shove a prescription off ****** up her rosebud, just for you!
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Baby, if you nutted in it till it's pussy got busted, I'll take it!
 
Robi said:
welp im a female we just laughed in cried about our periods, sipped tea, we scissored , but she got nervous and came out to me that she was strictly dickly, ever seen the movie Magic, thats more of our relationship
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Sorry, my mistake for assuming! I'm not even straight so I have no idea why I assumed having a wife meant you were male lmao.
 
ChemicallyEnhanced said:
Sorry, my mistake for assuming! I'm not even straight so I have no idea why I assumed having a wife meant you were male lmao.
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most think im male or a catfish when i say in a woman,Im Queen of the rolly pollies!!and no biggy, but yep married 5 yrs together 20, will you take her too? shes bi and adorablah
 
Robi said:
most think im male or a catfish when i say in a woman,Im Queen of the rolly pollies!!and no biggy, but yep married 5 yrs together 20, will you take her too? shes bi and adorablah
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I'll take you, her AND the doll ;)

And wow, congrats on 20 years!
 
Robi said:
can we bring Shbari ropes for CBT and our strapons. grafenburg wheel wiffle ball gag(were are nice like that), alligator nipple clamps scalpels and chlorophyl??? please>calls ticket agent
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I'm be damn stinkin' mad if you DON'T bring them!

P.S. That movie [The Love Witch (2016)] is iconic. It looks authentically 60s too (well, I say that as someone who was born in 1996 lmao, but authentically like a 60s MOVIE, anyway)
 
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