Nah my uncle would always just play my balls on the golf course...that's not even innuendo...he is such a dick that if I hit a better ball than him he would claim my ball as his and would threaten to send me to military school if I told anyoneLittle twirp, lol. He is uncle bad touch because he fingered me as a pre pubescent teen 3 times and now im 33 i want round 4 with the cunt (touch me where i wee big boy)
I'm so fucked up when im sober i think i need locking up