BK38
Bluelight Crew
- Joined
- Apr 2, 2009
- Messages
- 16,128
I call my secret gay Mexican lover Jalapeños. Shhh... it’s a secret.
Does pepe, call you papi, while he pleases your penis and you pick jalapeno peppers?
Say that 10 times fast.
I call my secret gay Mexican lover Jalapeños. Shhh... it’s a secret.
BKs porky prick poked polka-dot patterned particles parallel to papis pepper plant?
Say that 10x, slowly.
Yeah man, it doesn't itch or isn't very painful I think it's just irritation because I hadn't trimmed the ol' man bush down short enough, it's only at the base/root of hairs. I was pretty fucked when I was smashing her so probably didn't feel the hairs getting pulledgo get it checked out
are you showering thoroughly
etc
I don’t believe in ghost peppers
Vocaroo | Online voice recorder
Vocaroo is a quick and easy way to share voice messages over the interwebs.voca.ro
Mateys texting me saying he 'found' the k and wants me to go back
I honestly feel like going and KOing him and jacking him off.
One smart fellow; he felt smart.
Two smart fellows; they felt smart.
Three smart fellows; they all felt smart.
Say that really fast.
So you consider tripping by yourself, in an Internet forum, not tripping by yourself?I don't like tripping by myself. That's why i'm on Bluelight right now.
Mateys texting me saying he 'found' the k and wants me to go back
I honestly feel like going and KOing him and jacking him off.
Yea but that won't scratch my slight necrophiliac itchMaybe just try asking him nicely, he might let you jack him off without knocking him out first.
They say you can’t find the end of a rainbow, BUT I drove through one once. I was like whoa, wtf just happened? That couldn’t be real, could it? So I made the people I was caravaning with pull over to see if they just drove through the rainbow too. And sure as shit, they did too. Then I had to interwebs it to see if other people ever really experienced it because I couldn’t rely on what I just saw, and what my peoples just saw. as factual because all combined in lifetime, 838471295 lbs of drugs were consumed in total so our minds could not be trusted.Look out for a rainbow dead serious
Yeah pretty much. I like to share trip reports than keep them to myself and stare at walls for 8 hours lolSo you consider tripping by yourself, in an Internet forum, not tripping by yourself?
....just so I understand correctly.
There's also two ends on a single rainbow.I learned one thing from that... there’s no pot of gold at the end.... unless someone else beat me there first.![]()
I’m coming up on 7,000!I missed my chance for an over 9000 posts meme 58 posts ago.
Ummm, hey, bro.... you spelled captain.heroin wrong.CAPTIAN.HEROINE.