Chapter II: The Abyss is Eternal !

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BK38 said:
I AM THE ELIMINATOR OF BONERS. DESTROYER OF VIAGRA AND EGO. SURVEYOR OF ALL WHO PUSH ROPE AND THINK THEY CAN GET IT UP AFTER A SHITLOAD OF COKE AND WHISKEY. I AM YOUR PATRON SAINT. I AM THERE EVERY TIME SOMEONE SAYS TO "JUST PLAY WITH IT A BIT OR PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH" OR "I SWEAR THIS NEVER HAPPENS TO ME, DON'T CRY"
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i get hard on all the drugs i like to do

because i gave up anything that limps the dicc

it's pretty hot and i get fucc a lot
 
Captain.Heroin said:
i get hard on all the drugs i like to do

because i gave up anything that limps the dicc

it's pretty hot and i get fucc a lot
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It has happened to me exactly one time and I still get flashbacks to it. I drank almost a full bottle of whiskey and had smoked like 5 joints and I just couldn't get it up. It fucking sucked so bad. 19 year old, incredibly sexy Italian girl. Her name was Alice, I actually really liked her and so it made it even worse. I was like 25, had this girl on top of me playing with a dead worm. She had a perfect body too. She didn't make a big deal out of it and I stayed the night, but my god, that was fucking terrible. I tried to get a round in before school (we were at uni together), but it was too awkward. Man, my face gets all flushed and red just thinking about it. We stopped hanging out after that. Worst, most humiliating fucking thing. Anyhow, has only happened once and it was just a case of being way to fucked up. Such is life... I still have this fantasy where I meet up with her again and give her the shagging she deserves. Oh well.
 
BK38 said:
It has happened to me exactly one time and I still get flashbacks to it. I drank almost a full bottle of whiskey and had smoked like 5 joints and I just couldn't get it up. It fucking sucked so bad. 19 year old, incredibly sexy Italian girl. Her name was Alice, I actually really liked her and so it made it even worse. I was like 25, had this girl on top of me playing with a dead worm. She had a perfect body too. She didn't make a big deal out of it and I stayed the night, but my god, that was fucking terrible. I tried to get a round in before school (we were at uni together), but it was too awkward. Man, my face gets all flushed and red just thinking about it. We stopped hanging out after that. Worst, most humiliating fucking thing. Anyhow, has only happened once and it was just a case of being way to fucked up. Such is life... I still have this fantasy where I meet up with her again and give her the shagging she deserves. Oh well.
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mental anxiety can do it, a lot

and they have to be hot

or it is not worth it and boner will work against brain
 
The Wizard of the Creek said:
Mitch McConnell is the most dangerous man in the USA. I do not wish him death, because I would have to watch a full month of in memoriam for Mitch, but I don’t want him in office anymore. Amy McGrath is an Apache helicopter pilot and veteran, bitch is badass!

Vote Amy this fall Kentucky!

—Wizard
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I have never been in KY but I would if I was there.

Mitch = bitch.
 
The Wizard of the Creek said:
I put on my big D hat this time of year. I am so stoked for the Democrats to lose bigly. Then I cry and cry and get abused. Pussies! Tourette’s!

—Creek
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Bruh you better stop listening to the fake news. Ever since trump said we can inject bleach I have been chemically converting it I to powder and boofing tens of grams at a time. Trumps new doctor wrote about it in a veterinary journal
 
MemphisX3 said:
Bruh you better stop listening to the fake news. Ever since trump said we can inject bleach I have been chemically converting it I to powder and boofing tens of grams at a time. Trumps new doctor wrote about it in a veterinary journal
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Even tho i usually get annoyed by all the Trump critizism, because it comes from everywhere, for every single reason and it's too much - this one got me laughing super hard.
Well done my man!
 
Shady's Fox said:
@DeadManWalkin'

I love music, it's the second thing next to my kids -- video games and art. I don't listen to this type of techno, that much. I basically see it as lyrics but in 4/4. Language. What's more beautiful than empty streets at 5AM.

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I actually love walking alone at nights, listening to music. It gives me such an amazing feeling which can't be described.
 
The Wizard of the Creek said:
Good for you! Tobacco is my hardest addiction to quit. The physical withdrawals last exactly 12 days, but the mental part always brings me back. I quit nicotine for a full year, and on the anniversary of quitting, I smoked a glorious cigarette. It was a really dumb idea.

Don’t be like the wizard 🧙‍♂️ on this one!

—Wizard
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Im just movinh to chewing the gun once a morning 😁
 
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