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What would be your fantasy wedding?

quiet roar said:
I don't think I ever fantasised about a wedding. In fact, I doubt many blokes would have. Bit hard to put a threesome into a wedding :D
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Why? You could choose between the best man and one of the bridesmaids ;)
 
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Whilst I haven't worked out most of the details yet (including who the other person would be .....) I know mine would have to be an open-air ceremony. There is no way I would be able to feel properly handfasted indoors. Also, none of that "till death do you part" crap, either; our vows would be for "as long as love shall last between us both". Means you have to work at it a bit .....
 
BecomingJulie said:
Whilst I haven't worked out most of the details yet (including who the other person would be .....) I know mine would have to be an open-air ceremony. There is no way I would be able to feel properly handfasted indoors. Also, none of that "till death do you part" crap, either; our vows would be for "as long as love shall last between us both". Means you have to work at it a bit .....
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Tbh Julie, I doubt that ANY Bluelighter would want a conventional wedding. It gladdens my heart, it really does. :)
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
Oh, are you a bit of totty then BH? Sorry, I just presumed you were a blurke. Wanna come to Stonehenge and ride a big, white horse called Micock? ;)
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I could have been a gay bloke that was too weird to have a husband for all you knew, but nah, I'm not.

Thanks for the kind equestrian offer, but I'll leave Micock the majestic white stallion (I'm being generous here, as all I can picture in my mind is a sweet little Shetland gelding) for Mrs Fubar to ride around the Stones on as I don't shit on other bloke's women (figuratively, or anyone, literally)
I also strongly suspect that if any of the ladies actually turned round & took your shexay offers seriously, you'd shit your little pants & lock yourself in a cupboard, whimpering for Mrs F!
 
Buspersons Holiday said:
I could have been a gay bloke that was too weird to have a husband for all you knew, but nah, I'm not.

Thanks for the kind equestrian offer, but I'll leave Micock the majestic white stallion (I'm being generous here, as all I can picture in my mind is a sweet little Shetland gelding) for Mrs Fubar to ride around the Stones on as I don't shit on other bloke's women (figuratively, or anyone, literally)
I also strongly suspect that if any of the ladies actually turned round & took your shexay offers seriously, you'd shit your little pants & lock yourself in a cupboard, whimpering for Mrs F!
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Heh, fair play to ya Ms BH. I like yer style =D
 
Buspersons Holiday said:
I could have been a gay bloke that was too weird to have a husband for all you knew, but nah, I'm not.

Thanks for the kind equestrian offer, but I'll leave Micock the majestic white stallion (I'm being generous here, as all I can picture in my mind is a sweet little Shetland gelding) for Mrs Fubar to ride around the Stones on as I don't shit on other bloke's women (figuratively, or anyone, literally)
I also strongly suspect that if any of the ladies actually turned round & took your shexay offers seriously, you'd shit your little pants & lock yourself in a cupboard, whimpering for Mrs F!
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I think FUBAR lost interest when you said you dont shit on people. He had the plastic sheets ready and everything.
 
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