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Bout to give myself one of those

Might not work tho I've been eating painkillers all day
 
"Well, apparently you Ophiuchans progress well through your life, and authority looks upon you positively (even though you refuse to blindly follow it and always seek the truth). You have a thirst for wisdom and knowledge, and would apparently make a great architect. You're known for your flamboyant sense of style and you love to dress in bright colors. Also, fun fact: Your lucky number is 12. Not 13. That would make too much sense. Ophiuchus is curious, open to change, a true visionary, and has a great sense of humor. Not too shabby, right?

The 13th sign is also a very passionate one, which — as many of us passionate people can confirm — is a double-edged sword. (I can definitely agree with that.) So, while Ophiuchus has many wonderful qualities, it is also the jealous type, secretive, and arrogant, with a wild temper. As an introvert, this sign enjoys time alone and in fact avoids social situations where they know they can't dominate. If Ophiuchus fears or mistrusts you, they will shun you. You don't want to get on their bad side: Between the air of mystery surrounding them and their ability to fool and bring down just about anyone, Ophiuchus is not to be toyed with."

Also, BRINGER OF DOOM 🤔

@CoastTwoCoast the symbol of the World Health Organization (WHO) is the staff with a serpent wrapped around it (the symbol of ophiuchus)

We are fucked
 
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LadyAlkaline said:
"Well, apparently you Ophiuchans progress well through your life, and authority looks upon you positively (even though you refuse to blindly follow it and always seek the truth). You have a thirst for wisdom and knowledge, and would apparently make a great architect. You're known for your flamboyant sense of style and you love to dress in bright colors. Also, fun fact: Your lucky number is 12. Not 13. That would make too much sense. Ophiuchus is curious, open to change, a true visionary, and has a great sense of humor. Not too shabby, right?

The 13th sign is also a very passionate one, which — as many of us passionate people can confirm — is a double-edged sword. (I can definitely agree with that.) So, while Ophiuchus has many wonderful qualities, it is also the jealous type, secretive, and arrogant, with a wild temper. As an introvert, this sign enjoys time alone and in fact avoids social situations where they know they can't dominate. If Ophiuchus fears or mistrusts you, they will shun you. You don't want to get on their bad side: Between the air of mystery surrounding them and their ability to fool and bring down just about anyone, Ophiuchus is not to be toyed with."

Also, BRINGER OF DOOM 🤔

@CoastTwoCoast the symbol of the World Health Organization (WHO) is the staff with a serpent wrapped around it (the symbol of ophiuchus)

We are fucked
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SS373dOH said:
Speaking of Howard Stern, my buddys ex wife was on the show once. He had her sing row row row your boat while deep throating a kielbasa ,she was a hightimes model and a penthouse pet. Penthouse pet of the month Oct 2005 if you care to check it out. Anyway she brought back reefers peanut butter cups from Amsterdam that were awesome and set me up with a blonde bombshell penthouse chick back in the day, that was even more awesome. She caught the clap in Vegas and my buddy Kevin divorced her.

Even more humorous, is she dated my buddy Steve before marrying Kevin, and he paid for her boob job and when they broke up she filed for bankruptcy so he couldnt take any financial action against her. His persistent resentment was a focal point of the boys' hazing. Good times.
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She sounds like a sexy cunt
 
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