Still rocking this message in 2019.
You mothuhfuckuhs need jesus
Sig'ed.Worked for me.
10 years of banging dope and then some random dude on this very forum sent me a pm and it said:
Subject: STOP DOING DRUGS
Body: seriously
I was livid. I didn't even know this fucking guy. Who the fuck is he to tell me to stop doing drugs. Fuck that. I'm a god damn rebel and I don't stand for that shit. I was going to write him back and give him a piece of my mind! But first I was gonna do some homework. I thought enough into it to consider looking up his post history and finding some embarrassing dirt on him. So I scroll thru his post history and a lot of his stories look like mine. He also snorkeled with catfish in a sewage system when he was 10. He raised a family of chickadees from egg to adult once the mother abandoned the eggs just like myself. This fucking guy had 3 ft 5 inch midget sidekick named Belfast who he kept around strictly to load syringes and chop up pills....JUST LIKE ME! It was crazy. I no longer wanted to curse this man out. I wanted to combine midget sidekick powers and have a fucking great weekend. I went from angry to inspired in 3 seconds. That's when I realized....I had been in a k hole for 5 days straight and somehow made an alternate bluelight name with a 600+ count post history in a matter of hours. I was also sitting in my own shit and piss and was wearing sailor outfit but the pants were cut into booty shorts. Never met a navy man in my life and I lived 23 hours away from the nearest house. That's when I realized I needed to put the drugs down.
My name is Memphis and I eat booty
That's not what jesus would doI feel just like Jesus' Son right now because of the D hitting the base of my skull and going all over about 15 seconds ago . . .
You're now one of my top 5 internet friendsSig'ed.
1. What the fuck did you just ramble on about? I need a TLDRIs there anyone who has actually observed someone, or themselves started on drugs, in a way and for reasons consonant with the preposterous theories put forward in the US in the 1980s with Nancy Reagan and so on? People do drugs to be cool, to fit in, just saying no is relevant and efficaceous and helpful, whatever, and it is always "drugs" -- the pharmacology, set and setting, or any possible objective like anxiolysis, pain relief, enhancing sex by hoovering up a bunch of Bolivian Marching Powder or whatever . . . How could anyone believe that mescaline, Sterno, hashish, morphine, Roids, smack, Reds, C-Jam, amyls, Op, meth, Everclear, acid, Lean, a big reefer, Vikes, rubbing alcohol., and ether are interchangeable?
I used to wonder if there was a cultural factor lost in translation or whatever, and I never believed in peer pressure either . . . The one thing that incensed me the most was a man who was giving a presentation to kids about doing drugs and regurgitating the line that drugs is drugs [sic] and it made no difference which one it was, so for that reason, he was not going to answer the question of what he actually did put to him by one of the students. Completely unscientific and ignorant of centuries of psychology, medicine, and sociology.
"Just Say No" was a joke and a half too because it flew in the face of economics and many other factors concerning drugs -- people do not just go offering drugs to random people to rope them in or whatever.
About this time I also conceived my long-held notion that anything based on the experience of pot heads is only marginally relevant to this because the Wacky Tobaccky is food, not drugs . . . and my insistence that doing drugs is just a hobby like collecting stamps caught on really quickly amongst young and old very rapidly too . . .
It also struck me as incongruous that there was a lot of energy put into people realising their right to do what they wilt with respect to sex, but at the time, some of these same people would not agree that the right to manage one's nervous system and metabolism are amongst the most basic human rights and a critical component of personal autonomy . . .
Sterno? People drank fucking STERNO????Is there anyone who has actually observed someone, or themselves started on drugs, in a way and for reasons consonant with the preposterous theories put forward in the US in the 1980s with Nancy Reagan and so on? People do drugs to be cool, to fit in, just saying no is relevant and efficaceous and helpful, whatever, and it is always "drugs" -- the pharmacology, set and setting, or any possible objective like anxiolysis, pain relief, enhancing sex by hoovering up a bunch of Bolivian Marching Powder or whatever . . . How could anyone believe that mescaline, Sterno, hashish, morphine, Roids, smack, Reds, C-Jam, amyls, Op, meth, Everclear, acid, Lean, a big reefer, Vikes, rubbing alcohol., and ether are interchangeable?
I used to wonder if there was a cultural factor lost in translation or whatever, and I never believed in peer pressure either . . . The one thing that incensed me the most was a man who was giving a presentation to kids about doing drugs and regurgitating the line that drugs is drugs [sic] and it made no difference which one it was, so for that reason, he was not going to answer the question of what he actually did put to him by one of the students. Completely unscientific and ignorant of centuries of psychology, medicine, and sociology.
"Just Say No" was a joke and a half too because it flew in the face of economics and many other factors concerning drugs -- people do not just go offering drugs to random people to rope them in or whatever.
About this time I also conceived my long-held notion that anything based on the experience of pot heads is only marginally relevant to this because the Wacky Tobaccky is food, not drugs . . . and my insistence that doing drugs is just a hobby like collecting stamps caught on really quickly amongst young and old very rapidly too . . .
It also struck me as incongruous that there was a lot of energy put into people realising their right to do what they wilt with respect to sex, but at the time, some of these same people would not agree that the right to manage one's nervous system and metabolism are amongst the most basic human rights and a critical component of personal autonomy . . .
1. What the fuck did you just ramble on about? I need a TLDR
2. Lay off the stimulants
3. Have you accepted Jesus as your savior?
Sterno? People drank fucking STERNO????
This thread needs cliff notes and wtf is Sterno?
aka canned heat . . .
Now I guess drinking hand sanitiser is all the rage in the States . . . a lot of it has aloe vera extract in it, and of course the aloe vera plant (Aloe vera Linnaeus 1762) which of course is not the source of tequila, Blue Agave (Agave tequilana Weber 1888) is, though that is an interesting rumour -- both are in the order Asparagales . . . 15 per cent of the time hand sanitisers use ispropanol rather than ethanol, and whilst I have never been interested enough to quaff rubbing alcohol, I do notice that the manufacturers take the time to denature it. Also there are beers referred to as IPA, which is laboratory parlance for IsoPropyl Alcohol (isopropanol) . . .
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I am surprised that Wal-Mart still sells it, but then again narcotics are what the Post-Modern Techno-Industrial Megastate fears along with their running dogs the rehab rackets and cults
Thank you for the education. I'll never look at a bottle of Purell the same way again. Now they're advising parents to keep hand sanitizer out of the house. Just another reason I'm glad I'm not a parent. There's too much to worry about. If my kid had death by Purell, I would be extremely embarrassed. I would just cremate him. Not even deserving of a proper burial.
That's interesting. I can see that method going either way. By actually allowing the kids to drink, they could go on to become an alcoholic. I'll leave the parenting to the parents (wise parents, not just any dummies who reproduce). That's why I opted out of the parenting business. Who needs the headache.I also think something effective is that if kids are curious enough about alcohol to consider doing that, give them a taste of real alcohol at home and do not let them go out driving or anything -- they probably won't like the taste and be disappointed by the CNS effects, and I have heard of people who sat the kids down, let them have enough tequila to make them sick, and they went on to become very light social drinkers who never got into trouble