Who would you like to fuck?

[anistropic]

most of it is terrible

 

[Sadie]

I don't like fake tits and I don't like fake porn

Don's a real man's man. Grrrr

Ftr, boobs are great. Fake boobs not so much. Not at all in fact. Just so many levels of no.

 

[Bella Figura]

Never had the pleasure to feel a fake tit, however just the other day I noticed a lovely looking woman from afar, only for her to turn around and present me with her silicone filled to the brim lips. Ugh.

Could've been the one...

 

[consumer]

It is still all about Nellie from drugslab atm...

 

[ordinary mind]

It is still all about Nellie from drugslab atm...

Comforting to know we're all wanking over the same fantasies.

 

[Sadie]

Comforting to know we're all wanking over the same fantasies.

I don't think that I can forgive you for that mental image.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

It is still all about Nellie from drugslab atm...

Aye, I wouldn't mind some drugs from Nellie's labia either...

 

[Bella Figura]

I don't think that I can forgive you for that mental image.

Spoiler: quit being a prude

 

[Sadie]

Spoiler: quit being a prude

Aaaggghhh that thing haunts even my nightmares.

It's okay Bella, just imagine those gnashers going for your saluting soldier. Brace yourself in anticipation.

 

[Bella Figura]

Been there, done that

 

[Sadie]

Been there, done that

Your body your choice. Ain't my bidniz

 

[Bella Figura]

I had no choice in the matter of said fellatio leaving my soldier in shredded ruins.

Then again I did nothing to stop it, so...my choice I guess after all.

Dammit.

 

[Sadie]

I had no choice in the matter of said fellatio leaving my soldier in shredded ruins.

Then again I did nothing to stop it, so...my choice I guess after all.

Dammit.

He was a frightened but willing lad. As the tombstones of doom approached his stiffening member he was trembling with a mixture of fear, desire and morbid anticipation.......

 

[Bella Figura]

^lol :D

totes worth it though. although she was into some pretty morbid stuff, I wish never to repeat. /shudder

time heals all wounds i suppose.

 

[ordinary mind]

Reminds me of some terribly inexperienced hand jobs at school. Actually quite painful, but you don't want to say anything because you're just happy someone wants to touch your penis.

 

[Bella Figura]

yep my first one was a nail orgy at a bus stop. great times...

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

This babe - London Andrews:









BBW at its finest...

 

[Arnold]

Never had the pleasure to feel a fake tit

You just feel the difference between real and plastic, plastic having a more solid feel to it akin to how a soft or hard dick feels like but I'm sure you wouldn't be able to understand that one. If it's to get someone with an a-cup up to a c-cup then it's no problem. In the end of the day them are titties to play with boys.
If it's to get someone with a b or c-cup up to d or e-cup then it's wasted.

 

[Bearlove]

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

^Aaw man, I've just gone blind...