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Tell a shit joke

I saw my dwarf neighbor at a bus stop....
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home" I said. "Fuck off" he shouted back. "What an ungrateful little cunt" I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
 
I can't draw this cartoon strip ..... so here is a transcript of it instead.

TITLE FRAME: Loupe Garou. An image of a slightly-punky-looking young woman.
FRAME 1: Indoors. Protagonist is looking out of a window. It is dark. She sees the outline of the Eiffel tower picked out in lights (so establishing that all this is taking place in France) and the full Moon. Speech bubble: Oh non!
FRAME 2: Some sort of violent transformation is taking place on the floor, with scuffle, flurry type sound effects and flying bones.
FRAME 3: Lying on the floor is an enormous (about the size of the protagonist .....) magnifying glass, the lens bearing eyes clearly suggesting the protagonist. Thought bubble: Merde!
 
BecomingJulie said:
I can't draw this cartoon strip ..... so here is a transcript of it instead.

TITLE FRAME: Loupe Garou. An image of a slightly-punky-looking young woman.
FRAME 1: Indoors. Protagonist is looking out of a window. It is dark. She sees the outline of the Eiffel tower picked out in lights (so establishing that all this is taking place in France) and the full Moon. Speech bubble: Oh non!
FRAME 2: Some sort of violent transformation is taking place on the floor, with scuffle, flurry type sound effects and flying bones.
FRAME 3: Lying on the floor is an enormous (about the size of the protagonist .....) magnifying glass, the lens bearing eyes clearly suggesting the protagonist. Thought bubble: Merde!
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That one went well over my head Julie...but thats not that hard to do atm
 
Julie should be reported for posting in the shit joke thread,
she should be posting in the , Im going to confuse the fuck out of everyone with one of my head wreaking jokes ( that only I get ) thread.

REPORTED. ! =D
 
strungout2010 said:
Julie should be reported for posting in the shit joke thread,
she should be posting in the , Im going to confuse the fuck out of everyone with one of my head wreaking jokes ( that only I get ) thread.

REPORTED. ! =D
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Yes. There should be some kind of infraction for a joke like this. Something like washing FUBARs underwear by hand without gloves seems fitting..
 
ponch said:
I saw my dwarf neighbor at a bus stop....
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home" I said. "Fuck off" he shouted back. "What an ungrateful little cunt" I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
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Hahaha that cracked me up =D
 
I had jury duty whilst Tulisa was in court. Oh how I wished I was part of her trial, seeing how it related to drugs and all (instead of the schitzo who battered an old woman to death over £5).
 
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