Come 'n' 'Ave a go if ya think yer 'aard enuff!!

[F.U.B.A.R.]

**Calling all Shandy Suppin' Southern Soft Shites..!!**

Do you live south of Watford?

If so, then as self appointed spokesman of t'North of England, I challenge you all to a scrap to prove that northern men are Men and southern men are big girl's blouses.

The basis for this accusation is:

You don't know what proper beer is
You can't handle your drugs
Your chippies are shit
You all talk funny
Your women are plastic
You fight like girls
You're all virgins

So get yerselves down to Asda carpark at dinner time tomorrow.


If any Northern nutters fancy coming along for a bit of a laff, feel free, but I could 'Ave the lot of em on my own. I bet the fuckin cowards won't even dare to turn up. After I've killed every southern poof I can find, I'm gonna spill all yer beer, take all yer drugs, piss on yer saveloy's and shag all yer women.

YOU'RE GONNA GET YER FUCKIN 'EADS KICKED IN...!!

 

[Don Luigi]

How cute.

Fuck John Bull, I'm further north than any of you in England.

NI boys we are here, wow oh, wow oh, NI boys were are here, we'll shag your women and drink your beer.

 

[Shambles]

Did you spill my bird? Are you looking at my pint? Grrr.

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

You are BHM in disguise and I claim my five poinds.

 

[Don Luigi]

Did you spill my bird? Are you looking at my pint? Grrr.

Only if your bird is that most famous of grouses.

I'm only looking at your pint if it's unattended.

 

[BecomingJulie]

Lauren once told me about a "friend" of hers who once shoved his head through a plate glass window and shouted "Anyone want a fight?"

Guess which part of the country this was in .....

 

[Don Luigi]

Lauren once told me about a "friend" of hers who once shoved his head through a plate glass window and shouted "Anyone want a fight?"

Guess which part of the country this was in .....

Is this her at the Belfast fleg protests?

 

[BigG]

Yeah I'll join in a fight a few CCs (cockney cunts)....

Only not in ASDAs car park......cos I'm barred (true story) .....

 

[Don Luigi]

Only not in ASDAs car park......cos I'm barred (true story) .....

I take it you drove your BMW into one of their artisan bollards?

 

[BigG]

I take it you drove your BMW into one of their artisan bollards?

No....funnily enough it was for punching the security guard who was bullying an old lady who couldnt work out the self service checkout...

He was a cunt and had it coming (probably a southerner too )

 

[BecomingJulie]

Is this her at the Belfast fleg protests?

No, it wasn't Belfast. And that was just someone shouting through a little pane that looked as though it was already broken. Pretty tame, really.

 

[Don Luigi]

I know. We have unrealistic aspirations here.

We just want somebody to pay attention to us

We were spoiled for thirty years.

 

[BigG]

I know. We have unrealistic aspirations here.

We just want somebody to pay attention to us

We were spoiled for thirty years.

Where is Northern Ireland again? Is it close to Australia?

 

[Don Luigi]

If you ask your average American, yes.

You don't fool me, G. I know you're smarter than the average bear

So have any southerners had to fortitude to post yet?

 

[BigG]

So have any southerners had to fortitude to post yet?

Nah Don their all hiding behind their weak as piss warm lager

 

[Don Luigi]

Nah Don their all hiding behind their weak as piss warm lager

Wait, are we talking southerners as in Aussies?

 

[BigG]

Wait, are we talking southerners as in Aussies?

Southerners.....aussies wouldn't entertain weak warm lager

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

So have any southerners had to fortitude to post yet?

They've all run crying to mummy.

Nah Don their all hiding behind their weak as piss warm lager shandy

Edited and seconded...

Wait, are we talking southerners as in Aussies?

As Oz is still formally a member of the British Empire, and you couldn't live much further south without being a penguin, they are more than welcome to come and get battered, and might even provide a bit of real sport, seeing as they're all a bunch of thieving, murderous convicts. I'll still take 'em all on though, with one hand tied behind my back and having a wank with the other.

 

[Don Luigi]

I'll still take 'em all on though, with one hand tied behind my back and having a wank with the other.

You could probably get through them all quicker if you had two hands free for handjobs.

 

[BigG]

I think Aus is a member of the British Commonwealth FUBAR...I dont think the British Empire actually exists anymore.....

Somewhat in the same way that hard southerners dont exist any more either judging by their absence here.....