F.U.B.A.R.
Bluelight Crew
**Calling all Shandy Suppin' Southern Soft Shites..!!**
Do you live south of Watford?
If so, then as self appointed spokesman of t'North of England, I challenge you all to a scrap to prove that northern men are Men and southern men are big girl's blouses.
The basis for this accusation is:
You don't know what proper beer is
You can't handle your drugs
Your chippies are shit
You all talk funny
Your women are plastic
You fight like girls
You're all virgins
So get yerselves down to Asda carpark at dinner time tomorrow.
If any Northern nutters fancy coming along for a bit of a laff, feel free, but I could 'Ave the lot of em on my own. I bet the fuckin cowards won't even dare to turn up. After I've killed every southern poof I can find, I'm gonna spill all yer beer, take all yer drugs, piss on yer saveloy's and shag all yer women.
YOU'RE GONNA GET YER FUCKIN 'EADS KICKED IN...!!
Do you live south of Watford?
If so, then as self appointed spokesman of t'North of England, I challenge you all to a scrap to prove that northern men are Men and southern men are big girl's blouses.
The basis for this accusation is:
You don't know what proper beer is
You can't handle your drugs
Your chippies are shit
You all talk funny
Your women are plastic
You fight like girls
You're all virgins
So get yerselves down to Asda carpark at dinner time tomorrow.
If any Northern nutters fancy coming along for a bit of a laff, feel free, but I could 'Ave the lot of em on my own. I bet the fuckin cowards won't even dare to turn up. After I've killed every southern poof I can find, I'm gonna spill all yer beer, take all yer drugs, piss on yer saveloy's and shag all yer women.
YOU'RE GONNA GET YER FUCKIN 'EADS KICKED IN...!!