I heard this palce sucks rectal anus.

[consumer]

I would love to stay and chat about the finer points of the abacus but alas i have to work early in the morning and its time for me to sleep. However i am sure FUBAR will be able to entertain you with storys about the erotic potential of slide rules when he pops in. Have fun.

 

[Mr.Hankey]

Oh sorry babe for keeping you up this late.
We can continue in the morning.
And after that we can also talk a bit about the abacus and whatnazi.

 

[Sprout]

I heard Nazi?

You called...?

 

[Mr.Hankey]

*Snip*

No.

~Sprout.

 

[Mr.Hankey]

I cannazi what u did there...

 

[Sprout]

Shame, it was Hitlerious.

 

[blondin]

please try to stay on topic

I'm on my topic -what's yours? arseholery and general fucktard revelation

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

What about your slide rule?

You really DONT want to know what my slide rule smells of...

(And don't even ask about my vernier caliper...)

 

[Mr.Hankey]

I'm on my topic -what's yours? arseholery and general fucktard revelation

My dad's topic is bigger than your dad's.

 

[Eveleivibe]

Hiya Mr Hankley welcome to EADD You remind me of laugh. Good to have you here

I must admit I was a right miserable cunt n reported your thread initially but realise it's juat a bit of banter n you're all having fun. So sorry for that I don't believe in being two faced I love EADD very. Nice to see loungers here.

Evey

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Oy, Mr Hankey! Why not do what you do best and go get wanked on, ya cum covered cotton cunt

 

[ladydove]

Cotton cunt hahahaha

Think I'll use that in the future.

 

[Sprout]

Tbf a cotton cunt sounds much more enticing than a sandpaper snatch.

 

[SquidInSunglasses]

Tbf a cotton cunt sounds much more enticing than a sandpaper snatch.

Cotton cunt just makes me think instant hairball tbh.

 

[Sprout]

There comes a point in unintended celibacy where even "instant mothball" is insufficient to punch one's libido, a bit o' fluff ain't no biggie.

 

[Mr.Hankey]

Oy, Mr.Hankey! Why not do what you do best and go get wanked on, ya cum covered cotton cunt

...who told you?

Hiya Mr.Hankey welcome to EADD You remind me of laugh. Good to have you here

I must admit I was a right miserable cunt n reported your thread initially but realise it's juat a bit of banter n you're all having fun. So sorry for that I don't believe in being two faced I love EADD very. Nice to see loungers here.

Evey

Thx m80.
I myself believe in two faced reporting.
It's the 2nd thing I do best.

 

[Mel22]

...who told you?

i did.

and i'd do it again.

 

[Treacle]

I ain't no abacus consumer, but you can count on me

Fuck me, that has tickled me. Cheers for that! :D

 

[consumer]

Fuck me, that has tickled me. Cheers for that! :D

Twas a brilliant reply.

 

[Mr.Hankey]

i did.

and i'd do it again.

Like in discovery channel?
Sweeeet.
Not to mention sour.