I heard this palce sucks rectal anus.

[consumer]

I love how defensive lounge regulars are. As if anyone gives a fuck.

Nice muscle - your wanking arm i presume?

Dont upset him SJ - he is already butthurt about getting temp bans. I think the nasty mods made him cry..

 

[spacejunk]

I forgot that the Lounge has a monopoly on "humour".

Sorry, i didn't mean to offend your delicate sensibilities, mr hankey. That ban must have really hurt.

 

[Mr.Hankey]

lol yeah thx guys I'm really devastated about those bans. Granma actually had to call the ER.

And yes spacejunk, it is my wanking arm. Then again so is the other one. You see, I gotta use both hands, cause my penis is so huge.

You're alright spacejunk. Don't ruin this beautiful thing we just got going on between us. In fact, if you play your cards right, I might let you touch my huge penis, with both of your hands.

 

[spacejunk]

Pics or GTFO

 

[Mr.Hankey]

Very well, since you so nicely asked.

NSFW:

Don't bee jelly tho bro, this "lil" thing has basically ruined my lifestyles. :/

 

[spacejunk]

What's the black box covering? Your vulva?
Why so shy? If you got it, flaunt it.

 

[Mr.Hankey]

It's covering my tiny miniscule testicles.
I'm very ashamed of them.
Also to protect innocent bystanders.

 

[alasdairm]

I love how defensive lounge regulars are. As if anyone gives a fuck.

being butt-hurt is a lounge prerogative. you don't know the basic lounge rules?

• those who criticise others for being too serious, take it just as seriously if not moreso
• some people can dish it but not take it
• when somebody makes a joke at your expense, that's called faggotry but when you make a joke at somebody else's expense, that's call lulz

alasdair

 

[Mr.Hankey]

Why so serious, m8tits?
Lounge can be fun and lighthearted.
You just gotta have the right attitude.
Seems like you have a lot to learn.
Good that you're trying, though.

 

[steewith2ees]

being butt-hurt is a lounge prerogative. you don't know the basic lounge rules?

• those who criticise others for being too serious, take it just as seriously if not moreso
• some people can dish it but not take it
• when somebody makes a joke at your expense, that's called faggotry but when you make a joke at somebody else's expense, that's call lulz

alasdair

Sounds great. I believe its probably the only forum (apart from the MAPS section) that I have never bothered with. Its reputation precedes it and if Mr H makes a typical lounge case then i doubt Ill be satisfying my curiosity anytime soon.

 

[Mr.Hankey]

Mr.Hankey makes a typical lounge case then i doubt Ill be satisfying my curiosity anytime soon.

 

[ScotchMist]

Awhh bless.

/#hashtag###fing I think we need to talk about Kevin

 

[Mr.Hankey]

Good thinking!
I'll start.
I find his facial hair growth quite sexy.