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SNOO V8 - In the bathroom smashing glasses

Eveleivibe said:
Eh??????? Your princess? What you on about?

Evey
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He's talking about blow up dolls, evey.

Reminds me, one of the pubs round here has inflatable sex sheep on offer from the condom machine in the john, tried to get my mate one for a laugh on his birthday but they were sold out... You know you're in a classy town when there's that much demand for inflatable sex sheep. Though maybe it was just a party of lonely welshmen passing through right before me, who knows...
 
I'm not a superstitious man but I'm slightly worried about "jinxing" myself via mentioning my reason for mega-snoo.
Today I met an absolute academic idol of mine (can't mention their name given they wouldn't be too fond about being mentioned on a drug forum...), an absolute superstar of Biology who has consistently been 20 years or so ahead of the field and is credited with the creation of perhaps the most exciting novel field in the last century. They have been lead author of feature articles on the cover of Nature, New Scientist, Microbiology Weekly, Phytology and countless other top research journals with incredible frequency for over 30 years and I may have sealed an internship with them over the Summer aiding research into extremophilic Archaea in the Arctic Circle.

Fucking mega Snoo!

=D
 
SquidInSunglasses said:
He's talking about blow up dolls, evey.

Reminds me, one of the pubs round here has inflatable sex sheep on offer from the condom machine in the john, tried to get my mate one for a laugh on his birthday but they were sold out... You know you're in a classy town when there's that much demand for inflatable sex sheep. Though maybe it was just a party of lonely welshmen passing through right before me, who knows...
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There used to be a certain chip shop in Newcastle (may still be there? Actually saying that, I cannot remember the last time I spotted 'Tranced' posting) that had a stock of porn, dildos, herbal pills, poppers, mushrooms etc. Fish n chips please, a copy of Torso, bottle of poppers, a pack of those love hearts that's all please, actually Ill have that Fist of fury dildo when I'm here. No salt on those chips though mate

Bear
 
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Bearlove said:
There used to be a certain chip shop in Newcastle (may still be there? Actually saying that, I cannot remember the last time I spotted 'Tranced' posting) that had a stock of porn, dildos, herbal pills, poppers, mushrooms etc. Fish n chips please, a copy of Torso, bottle of poppers, a pack of those love hearts that's all please, actually Ill have that Fist of fury dildo when I'm here. No salt on those chips though mate

Bear
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Would you call that place a chippy that sells sex items, or a sex shop that happens to have branched out into the fish and chips market?
 
Bearlove said:
There used to be a certain chip shop in Newcastle (may still be there? Actually saying that, I cannot remember the last time I spotted 'Tranced' posting) that had a stock of porn, dildos, herbal pills, poppers, mushrooms etc. Fish n chips please, a copy of Torso, bottle of poppers, a pack of those love hearts that's all please, actually Ill have that Fist of fury dildo when I'm here. No salt on those chips though mate

Bear
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hahahahahahaha lol

.......n too mamy bears? Eh? Mummy bear, Daddy bear n baby bear :D

Evey
 
MUSHET said:
Oot ye hoop wey aye min fog on the tyne like.
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I have been warned about posting my hoop pictures :D - Fog on the Tyne is a well known saying, is there a Glasgow version ? I know the 'Haggis n Neeps' but I associated that with Scotland.

What about Glasgow?

Bear
 
Bearlove said:
I have been warned about posting my hoop pictures :D - Fog on the Tyne is a well known saying, is there a Glasgow version ? I know the 'Haggis n Neeps' but I associated that with Scotland.

Bear
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I belong to Glasgow

I belong to Glasgow,
Dear old Glasgow town;
But what's the matter wi' Glasgow,
For it's goin' roun' and roun'!
I'm only a common old working chap,
As anyone here can see,
But when I get a couple o' drinks on a Saturday,
Glasgow belongs to me!

Funnily enough my ex-wife is from Hexham which is about 20 miles from Newcastle, so she has a Geordie accent (as will my kids when they grow up now). Her Dad is covered in NUFC tattoos, on his knuckles and everything. Also, another coincidence is that they own a fish and chip shop; however, they don't sell sex toys.
 
It would have been terribly awkward if they did try and sell me the odd footlong dildo.

'Why aye bonnie lad...'
 
Nah, it'll be a nice round 300 or 305 mm., not the awkward American 304.8.

Incidentally, has anyone from the UK ever seen the tape measures they use on the Continent? Way better than the ones you get in this country. Should have got me several of them, back in the days of booze cruises .....
 
Reminds me of a conversation I heard on a bus among school kids:

''Aye, well you're a Catholic, so I have a bigger willy.''

''You may have the bigger willy, but I can get more of mine in her''.
 
For the first time in ages, something good actually happened to me yesterday.

Just before dinner, I staggered off out to get more essentials (baccy and booze), but when I got to my local Asian corner shop, the bugger was shut! "Just my fuckin luck!" I exclaimed to myself and half the street, "You b-bloody f-fuckin b-b-b-bastards!!".

However, on the way home I noticed that the new Polish middle of the row shop was open. "Oh well", I thought "I may as well embrace the local culture" and ventured inside. Fuck me!! Booze everywhere - makes Bargain Booze look like the temperance movement's headquarters. Plus, they sell the 9% Polish lager I like for a quid a can - that's 49p cheaper than the corner shop. Fuckin result!! So now the more I drink, the more I save (just been again - saved a few more quid).
 
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