Gibberings CCII, not XCII.... We need charts, calling Raashole! <3

[Sadie]

Why the hell do I cry at the end of Elf every single time! I need to pull up some big girl panties!

 

[MUSHET]

was a teen and it didnt take much back in them days, even a pothole while on the bus

Could you not just cross your legs and wait until it returned to a flacid state?

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Mushet, if it makes you feel any better I'm watching ELF with my 14 year old daughter. Is that better?

At least there are no naughty bits in Elf.

 

[Sprout]

The pro pervs amongst us learned early that skinny jeans also come with a rather firm waistband for, erm... stealth perviness?! 8(

At least there are no naughty bits in Elf.

Depends on the version, surely?

 

[MUSHET]

^ I've not seem Elf in years, is there humping in it?

 

[spacejunk]

Elf was into cats if i recall correctly.

 

[Sprout]

Recently invested in a new microwave and it's brilliant apart from one minor feature; the reflective glass is ever so slightly curved with the shape of the metal frame which results in things seeming oddly morphed and in motion when viewed at a wide variety of angles. I tend to sit at the kitchen table with my laptop and thus I keep catching something moving out of the corner of my eye reflecting from the vicinity of the back door....

Thank fuck I'm not stim binging, shadow people would be a nightmare!

 

[Eveleivibe]

Just put lilvibe to bed with some calpol n two quits (I've two too) peppa pig n Henry Hugglmonster she's not well at mo x

Evey

 

[Sprout]

Just overheard my neighbour muttering as he went inside "oh fuck, he's at it again!" - I may or may not be wailing at the top of my lungs to love songs....

 

[Eveleivibe]

Just overheard my neighbour muttering as he went inside "oh fuck, he's at it again!" - I may or may not be wailing at the top of my lungs to love songs....

You're lovely you are. I just want to protect you n play with that hair of yours. Wow its lurrrrvly

Evey

 

[Sprout]

You say that now, you haven't heard me sing!

 

[Eveleivibe]

You say that now, you haven't heard me sing!

I haven't heard you talk you're too scared to phone me hehehe :D

Lol ask Raasy, Brimz I'm ok on the phone errrrrr maybe DON'T ask Raasy lol we've this love-hate friendship going on I'm skerred what he'll say lol

Evey

 

[Sprout]

I'm afraid myself and phones do not compute, as it were, loooong story but there are a few, well... one, actually, notable exemption.
I actually suck at most interpersonal communication, now that I think about it. Well, aside from typing out my shite but I'm fairly sure that most are aware of my textual tendencies for twattishness.

 

[Eveleivibe]

That's ok x

Evey

 

[Eveleivibe]

Drink finished. MPA time!!!!!

Evey

 

[Eveleivibe]

Christ this stuff tastes bloody rank!!!!!!

Evey

 

[Sprout]

Once you mix Sulphur (Thiophene ring sub) and Amines, taste is not the top quality.

 

[Eveleivibe]

Trying to get the hang on snorting but it makes me fkn seeze. Where are you all c'mon there's posts to be made here lol

How long before this shit affects me?

Evey

 

[Eveleivibe]

I got a load on my finger n snorted Jesus that's the most vile rank tasting shite ever!!!!!

Ughhhhhhhh

Who wants to phone me? Bored ere

Evey

 

[Sprout]

Please tell me you at least have a scale?!

 

[Eveleivibe]

It hasnt done owt n no i dont. Im £8,000 in debt I've more important things to buy like food n keeping from going over my overdraft lol

Evey