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What to do for 1 day in Amsterdam?

Things to do in Amsterdam: Drugs, prostitutes, hash, search for weed half as strong as you can buy at home, rubbery tasteless cheese (not sure if you're supposed to eat it or what), wear wooden shoes, wish you had a nice cup of tea, drink pissy lager, piss in public, buy tulips, get run over by cyclists, get run over by a tram, marvel at the black water in the canals.
 
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I love to get as fucked up as the next man, usually more; why they feel the need to do it in dumb outfits trying to out lairy one another is beyond me. The last time I was in the city I opted to avoid epicentre of stupidness and went to Trouw on the night.

A great night was had and I did over do it a tad as I am still British but my fellow Dutch party pals were more than accommodating.

Lovely city, lovely people. <3
 
Yeah. As Hitler was obviously long dead before Dark_Side was born.. Or was he??

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Be a good touris and go gawk at Sammy G in the Madame Tussaud's
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qft. The amount of adult men dressed up like lifesize penises, Super Mario's, fairies and stuff on any given weekend has hit ridiculous levels these last couple of years.

And beerbikes. I know there's a huge amount of money to be made in the tourism industry so people try to be inventive but come on.

In fact, tourism in Amsterdam has run so rampant that most people I know, including myself, avoid the city centre from friday till sundaynight.

It's called having a laugh n some fun.

Evey
 
Truffles and 3D UV glow mini golf. Yes, it's as awesome as it sounds.

Or a trip to the bulbfields and Keukenhof gardens? They're pretty spectacular.. it's a bit early so worth a google to see if they're in flower yet..
 
Things to do in Amsterdam: Drugs, prostitutes, hash, search for weed half as strong as you can buy at home, rubbery tasteless cheese (not sure if you're supposed to eat it or what), wear wooden shoes, wish you had a nice cup of tea, drink pissy lager, piss in public, buy tulips, get run over by cyclists, get run over by a tram, marvel at the black water in the canals.

Pahahaha!! I can't wait! ?
 
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