Gibberings CLXL -- muuuuuuust haaaaaaave choooooocolaaaaate!

[Eveleivibe]

There's an art to it but me next infraction is a month so I'm not going there lol I love this place to much to be banned that long xxxx

Evey

 

[Waterfall]

Incidentally, does anyone else experience poor circulation the day after using quite a bit of GHB, or do I just have filthy stuff?

 

[Don Luigi]

The funny thing is, despite me mentioning my love of benzos, they gave me a box of lorazepam when I went home. When I did my follow-up, they gave me two weeks of zolpidem

I was not complaining

 

[Eveleivibe]

Fuck this alcohol is strong n its oy vodka spritz or summit. Nearly finished n bed is growing at me. Pillow needs humping

Evey

 

[Waterfall]

The funny thing is, despite me mentioning my love of benzos, they gave me a box of lorazepam when I went home. When I did my follow-up, they gave me two weeks of zolpidem

I was not complaining

Mmm lorazepam really is the king of benzos in my humble opinion... Do you mind me asking what you were in hospital for? Was it a drug-related thing? Or if you'd rather not say are you all good now anyway?

 

[Don Luigi]

Partially related to drugs but really just a wee lapse in my mental health haha. I'm grand now. Stopped taking my pesky citalopram and my head cleared up (in no way advocating this).

 

[gardenlane]

I pretty much my sleep will be sorted in the near future if I'm lucky. Now to find a foor rubbing bed mate who can saunter on once they're rubbed. (Foot rubs obsessed I know but those boots don't help)

 

[gardenlane]

always found it strange how the use of phallic sex toys is accepted and normal. Meanwhile, I get caught shagging a latex fanny and I'm a creep.

you've just not seen the light, dear boy.

 

[Sadie]

should lesbians be allowed to use dildos ? they made their choice ?

Thank you FG. Had a fantastically shite day and you just made it sooooo much better

 

[Don Luigi]

you've just not seen the light, dear boy.

This light?

NSFW:

Evening, Little Sadie Hope work wasn't so bad that you felt the need to tamper with any receipts

 

[gardenlane]

If that's a fleshlight I don't care. If I had a dick I'd have billions.

 

[Sadie]

Hey Hey my lovely Don. Work itself was pretty alright tbh. Work wasn't the problem. Well it was and it wasn't. Having to work on Mothers day for the only member of staff that is a parent is pretty shitty. Also, so many kids. EWWWW! Just outside influences that put me in a mood. Oh well.

Hows your day been hunnie bunnie???

 

[Don Luigi]

Ach, aye, should have thought of that! Must be the same on Valentines day

I had a nice day, thanking you And, aye, kids are Dirt McGirt. I was round at my sister's and my nephew was torturing me with melted malteasers. I also held my niece for the first time, which was nice for two minutes, until she boaked all over me. Also, nobody crucify me for saying this, but I really don't like how babies smell lol.

I'm guessing she probably wasn't too keen on my smell anyway. It would explain the vomit.

 

[gardenlane]

Kids are revolting. Where I work the parents let them climb under the counters and bang glass cabinets and just ignore them. I round them up for story time near a till so they shut the f up.

 

[swampdragon]

Edit - where is SwampDragon???

Heh, weird.. I just popped in to have a nosy. Have been having a blahhh day so it was pretty nice to see that..

I just haven't really had time to read/post lately and I have absolutely noooo idea what's going on in EADDenders.. I might be back properly at some point but I hope you're good, anyway.

*waves at people*

 

[Sadie]

Ach, aye, should have thought of that! Must be the same on Valentines day

I had a nice day, thanking you And, aye, kids are Dirt McGirt. I was round at my sister's and my nephew was torturing me with melted malteasers. I also held my niece for the first time, which was nice for two minutes, until she boaked all over me. Also, nobody crucify me for saying this, but I really don't like how babies smell lol.

I'm guessing she probably wasn't too keen on my smell anyway. It would explain the vomit.

I don't give a toss about Valentines day. Don't think I ever have. At least it's mostly adults about the place. Would rather have Steak and Blow job day off. Will make sure to book it off next year.

Babies to me only smell nasty when they've crapped themselves. Other than that they smell okay I guess. Not that Id want to get near enough to one to smell it mind. No thanks pal, you're alright.

I bet you smell Lovely Don!

Kids are revolting. Where I work the parents let them climb under the counters and bang glass cabinets and just ignore them. I round them up for story time near a till so they shut the f up.

They are indeed revolting!!!! Parents have let their kids run riot in every restaurant I've ever worked in. Funny, if they're so precious why are you letting them run around people rushing about with people loaded with heavy plates carrying VERY fucking hot food and hot drinks? Fucking half wits. Should one of their "precious petals " knock into us and a hot of boiling soup scald them then I'm sure it'd be our fault. Fucking brats with shite parents. Heard a guy tripped a kid up recently. LEGEND!!!

First time I've ever heard this and I was so shocked I stopped in my tracks and stared a bit. Walked past a parent with her kid who, like all, was causing riot. She turned to her child and told said kid off for knocking about. Said it was a busy place with people working and dangers. HOLY FUCK!!! They do exist, I've just never seen good parenting in a restaurant before.

 

[gardenlane]

I work in retail with some areas with expensive jewellery and they want in the cupboards or to stick their grimmy hands in the till. I'm still convinced they lick the glass cabinets sometimes because they're always covered in the grossest stuff at the end of the day!

 

[Don Luigi]

Babies have a certain sweet smell about them. It's most likely just the formula they drink.

Kids shouldn't be allowed in restaurants! They always go for the cheapest wine and never fucking tip.

 

[Sadie]

I work in retail with some areas with expensive jewellery and they want in the cupboards or to stick their grimmy hands in the till. I'm still convinced they lick the glass cabinets sometimes because they're always covered in the grossest stuff at the end of the day!

I think they lick everything. Vile creatures.

Babies have a certain sweet smell about them. It's most likely just the formula they drink.

Kids shouldn't be allowed in restaurants! They always go for the cheapest wine and never fucking tip.

Perhaps you're right about the formula. Who knows.

Yeah, Tips from kids are total shite. Keep yer fucking fredo ya cheap bastard!

I agree, I don't think they should be allowed. Kids maybe if parents kept them in check and made sure they didn't dick the place up with all their mess. Babies, iffy. IMO if yer kid starts crying you need to leave. Other people are paying good money to enjoy themselves and treat themselves to a nice meal and to be looked after by the staff. Certainly not to hear your creature scream it's lungs out. I certainly don't want to pay to have to listen to a baby screaming the place down.

I think I may be a bit bitter........

 

[Waterfall]

Yeah, Tips from kids are total shite. Keep yer fucking fredo ya cheap bastard!

You joke, but freddos aren't so cheap these days. Yeah I pretty much judge the state of the economy based on the inflating price of freddos...