Breaded or deep fried prawns look so fucking good.
And that spider is fucking scary. I always wanted to move Down Under as most of the aussie girls I've talked to were down right beautiful as is the continent itself but was turned off when I read about you all having some sort of super poisonous spider that can jump 20 feet in any direction.
hahahaha that particular spider is pretty much entirely harmless. They're actually quite handy to have around the home, provided they stay the fk out of your face. They do a good job at getting rid of the REAL pests
But yes. Australia has LOADS of poisonous critters. Mostly spiders like the redback, white tail, and Funnel Web, and a handful of snakes like the Red-belly black snake, Tiger snake, King brown, and Taipan.
But really man, in my nearing 27 years living in Australia, I've only ever found myself in an awkward situation with a snake once (small red-belly, easily backed away and avoided. They're VERY RARELY fatal anyway) and been bitten by a white tail once (minor necrosis, mostly just a filthy looking boil). Australia is much safer than the rest of the world thinks in this regard

