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English/British insults

thenightwatch said:
hey EADD. i'm an American, going to temporarily invade here though to ask a European slanted question.

i live in a rural area of Michigan, and somehow a 62-year-old London-born Englishman found his way here and is now working with me at an automotive factory. he's started teaching me some English slang and insults. his favorite insult is "syphilitic fuck pig." what are some good English/British insults that i could toss back at him when i see him at work again on Monday?

it may be worth noting that he almost got offended when i called him British -- he insists that he is not English, but British. "When I went to war I fought for England" he said,
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Remember that show inbetweeners well watch the UK version of that it will teach you plenty.
 
Maybe the impression that british people will all come up with creative wordy colloquial insults off-the-cuff is part of some american stereotype; like we're all eccentric effette sissies with bad teeth, who love the queen, talk loike dick-van-dyke or alan rickman and act out obscure monty py-thon sketches over breakfast of gruel and chips (only cos i couldn't think of any proper insults (you dicksplash/knob-jockey/shite-for-brains :)). (One of my favourite backhanded colloquial insults is 'if wit were shit you'd be a walking sewer')
 
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Vurtual said:
Maybe the impression that british people will all come up with creative wordy colloquial insults off-the-cuff is part of some american stereotype; like we're all eccentric effette sissies with bad teeth, who love the queen, talk loike dick-van-dyke or alan rickman and act out obscure monty py-thon sketches over breakfast of gruel and chips (only cos i couldn't think of any proper insults (you dicksplash/knob-jockey/shite-for-brains :)). (One of my favourite backhanded colloquial insults is 'if wit were shit you'd be a walking sewer')
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this is exactly how i imagine the british
 
The finest insult in the arsenal of a british person is tone, you can make a word mean something completely different just by altering the tone slightly. If someone pushes past and bumps into you on the train just mutter sorry, it doesn't mean sorry at all, it wasn't even your fault. It means don't be such a rude cunt pushing past people.
 
Describe this 62 year old man's appearance. Colour of hair. Fat? Thin? Where's he from? What footballl team does he support?
 
about 6'1" or 6'2". a little extra weight but not necessarily fat. salt and pepper hair, still a lot of black in it for a 62 year old. glasses. bad teeth. not sure about his favorite football team. he used to work for the railroad when he was living in England. he grew up near London. he wears Bob Marley and Jimi Hendrix t-shirts. he owns a restaurant but the restaurant is only open in the warm months. at work he runs a fiberglass oven.
 
he would not take it personally. he's the type that insults his friends and is nice to the people that he doesn't like. we've insulted each other quite often already and had many good laughs while doing it.
 
From London you say?

Can't go far wrong from "fackin' shandy drinkin' southern fairy"

Or you could go with the more subtle approach....one of my southern workchums was affectionately know by the 2 letter moniker of CC for years I'm sure he thought it was something to do with the his initially (his first name was Chris but I feel it would be unfair for me to divulge his surname :) ).....unbeknown to him it simply stood for Cockney Cunt.....
 
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