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English/British insults

Yeah

If you wanna hear some of the best swearing ever check out The Thick Of It. the series that came before the in the loop film
 
Fuck wit

Pox chops

You've goat a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.

Ah don’t know whit makes ye that stupit, but it’s workin.

Ya bampot

Screw the nut
 
Wee fanny baws

or whatever it is scottish people say
 
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Easiest one would be to just keep calling him different girls names. Shirley, is a favorite.
 
Just have to be imaginative and put some expletives togethor with some random words

fucking cunt bucket

etc

"you absolute cock slap"

be creative

well they roll of the tongue easily for me
 
Of course you can dear boy! It's all about delivery!
Sorry I just assumed you were a boy..

I´m impressed how often the English folks have told me how they dislike being called British when living in US.
And they hate all of the British stereotypes frequently heard all over the country.
Anything that says "oh this is so much British, argh" will do.
I do agree with Sadie though, it´s all about delivery..
 
Wank face
anal face
See you next Tuesday - cunt

They usually run of my tongue but my mind blank when having to actually think of one!
 
One has to forgive my preference for local insults 8) ....(incase you haven't noticed I'm Scottish %))

ya glakit bastard

gonnae no dae that

heid-the-baw

Ya manky wee mawkit bam (can also be followed by "pot")
 
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