foolsgold
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shit 2 copper choppers just flew over my house wonder what's going down
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Gibberings CLXXXIII - Christmas Trees are for presents,not masturbating under. IMO..
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its the cia coming to render you and puit you in a small confined space with a deadly caterpillar
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foolsgold
Bluelighter
possible 
seem to of gone now
seem to of gone now
Shambles
Bluelight Crew
I once had a wank under a tree somewhere in "the posh bit" of Manchester around dawn. If anybody noticed they didn't choose to mention it and the police were not involved.
Sammy G
Ex-Bluelighter
We're fairly laid back about such things.
If a guy has the decency to take shelter under a tree, then what he does there is his own business.
If a guy has the decency to take shelter under a tree, then what he does there is his own business.
Sammy G
Ex-Bluelighter
Sharing trees is what an late night stroll in the park is all about. 
Bluelight Game of the Year 2014?
Sammy I agree with you, what I choose to do in public in broad daylight is noone else's business.
Shambles
Bluelight Crew
foolsgold
Bluelighter
http://entire.spacebar.org/ wtf is that game made my head ache
foolsgold
Bluelighter
YORK is a city with a very long history. So it is little surprise that it should also be a city with many forgotten secrets.
Among the more shocking is an event that reputedly took place in Pavement one Saturday in 1839.
In those days, Saturday was auction day in Pavement, writes local historian Paul Chrystal in his new book Secret York. And, according to W Camidge’s Ye Olde Street of Pavement, from which Paul quotes, among the “possessions” up for sale on this particular Saturday was...a wife.
“Not least interesting was the sale (in 1839) of a woman,” Camidge wrote in 1893. “She had left her husband through his drunken habits and ill treatment, and in one of his mad freaks he had brought her into the Market Place...with a halter round her neck.
“She was mounted on a table beside the auctioneer, who descanted on her virtues and spoke of her as a clean, industrious, quiet and careful woman, attractive in appearance and well mannered.”
She was sold, Paul notes, for the princely sum of 7s 6d (halter included) – and proceeded to live with the man who had bought her near Pavement.
“Twenty years later, her husband died and she married said purchaser; she herself died in the 1880s at a great age, respectable and respected.”
It is nice that the story had a happy ending, but we hope no latter-day readers will get any ideas...
Among the more shocking is an event that reputedly took place in Pavement one Saturday in 1839.
In those days, Saturday was auction day in Pavement, writes local historian Paul Chrystal in his new book Secret York. And, according to W Camidge’s Ye Olde Street of Pavement, from which Paul quotes, among the “possessions” up for sale on this particular Saturday was...a wife.
“Not least interesting was the sale (in 1839) of a woman,” Camidge wrote in 1893. “She had left her husband through his drunken habits and ill treatment, and in one of his mad freaks he had brought her into the Market Place...with a halter round her neck.
“She was mounted on a table beside the auctioneer, who descanted on her virtues and spoke of her as a clean, industrious, quiet and careful woman, attractive in appearance and well mannered.”
She was sold, Paul notes, for the princely sum of 7s 6d (halter included) – and proceeded to live with the man who had bought her near Pavement.
“Twenty years later, her husband died and she married said purchaser; she herself died in the 1880s at a great age, respectable and respected.”
It is nice that the story had a happy ending, but we hope no latter-day readers will get any ideas...
One Thousand Words
Bluelighter
For 7s 6d I'd have wanted a happy ending a little earlier
Shit, was not expecting to be confronted with this ethical conundrum. I'm going to refer to Mosaic law here and make the case that there was nothing in the Ten Commandments about public tree masturbation, but murder I'm pretty sure is in there.
Shambles
Bluelight Crew
Tsk. Just goes to show how serious inflation has become in the interwebz age when it costs over 7 1/2 shillings to buy a wife
What are your views on coveting your neighbour's ass whilst under a tree?
Public tree masturbation is a whole other affair tbph
Shambles
Bluelight Crew
I once called my father a cunt whilst in the vicinity of a shrub. Not 100% sure on how Mosaic Law reacts to such things (I do believe it commands my death though) but it sounds like the good people of Manchester would be fine with it. Greater Manchester 1, Hebrew Sharia 0.
It works out to about 35.5p so work it out from there.
It works out to about 35.5p so work it out from there.
Totally acceptable. I suppose my moral code doesn't really stand up to close scrutiny but still it's important to have principles.
Shambles
Bluelight Crew
How much booze would the cost of buying a wife work out to today? Therein may (or may not) lie the answer to your question.