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Gibberings CLXXXIII - Christmas Trees are for presents,not masturbating under. IMO..

YORK is a city with a very long history. So it is little surprise that it should also be a city with many forgotten secrets.

Among the more shocking is an event that reputedly took place in Pavement one Saturday in 1839.

In those days, Saturday was auction day in Pavement, writes local historian Paul Chrystal in his new book Secret York. And, according to W Camidge’s Ye Olde Street of Pavement, from which Paul quotes, among the “possessions” up for sale on this particular Saturday was...a wife.

“Not least interesting was the sale (in 1839) of a woman,” Camidge wrote in 1893. “She had left her husband through his drunken habits and ill treatment, and in one of his mad freaks he had brought her into the Market Place...with a halter round her neck.

“She was mounted on a table beside the auctioneer, who descanted on her virtues and spoke of her as a clean, industrious, quiet and careful woman, attractive in appearance and well mannered.”

She was sold, Paul notes, for the princely sum of 7s 6d (halter included) – and proceeded to live with the man who had bought her near Pavement.

“Twenty years later, her husband died and she married said purchaser; she herself died in the 1880s at a great age, respectable and respected.”

It is nice that the story had a happy ending, but we hope no latter-day readers will get any ideas...
 
Up to and including murder?

Shit, was not expecting to be confronted with this ethical conundrum. I'm going to refer to Mosaic law here and make the case that there was nothing in the Ten Commandments about public tree masturbation, but murder I'm pretty sure is in there.
 
For 7s 6d I'd have wanted a happy ending a little earlier

Tsk. Just goes to show how serious inflation has become in the interwebz age when it costs over 7 1/2 shillings to buy a wife :(

Shit, was not expecting to be confronted with this ethical conundrum. I'm going to refer to Mosaic law here and make the case that there was nothing in the Ten Commandments about public tree masturbation, but murder I'm pretty sure is in there.

What are your views on coveting your neighbour's ass whilst under a tree?
 
Shit, was not expecting to be confronted with this ethical conundrum. I'm going to refer to Mosaic law here and make the case that there was nothing in the Ten Commandments about public tree masturbation, but murder I'm pretty sure is in there.

Public tree masturbation is a whole other affair tbph
 
I once called my father a cunt whilst in the vicinity of a shrub. Not 100% sure on how Mosaic Law reacts to such things (I do believe it commands my death though) but it sounds like the good people of Manchester would be fine with it. Greater Manchester 1, Hebrew Sharia 0.

How much is 7s 6d in booze...%)

It works out to about 35.5p so work it out from there.
 
What are your views on coveting your neighbour's ass whilst under a tree?

Totally acceptable. I suppose my moral code doesn't really stand up to close scrutiny but still it's important to have principles.
 
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