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EADD Oi! What Do You Look Like? v. Don't quote me on that FFS

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Shambles said:
It's mainly about the fact that some gal is choosing to rotate her bewbies in pleasing fashion I suspect, Spliff.
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But the same effect could be achieved standing outside on a windy day! The fact they cover up the nipples is a negative point for me as well. But who am i to see whats sexy and what is not! Whenever im confused that someone finds something sexy, i always remind myself that some people like to roll in the hay with dead bodies, so its not too far fetched to believe nipple tassels are sexy to some people, although personally i would rather have my way with a corpse.
 
Ooooooh i seee. Well, i still think theyre ridiculous, give me the urinal gimp suit over that kiddy stuff any day ;)

Have you ever actually been in the situation when nipple tassels were involved? If you dont mind, could you walk a young chap through it so i can try and grasp how you old coffin dodgers could find such a thing erotic. I couldnt imagine whacking up a porn website and seeing videos where the main attraction is that the women is wearing nipple tassels. Such a ridiculous concept to me haha =D. Im more than willing to be converted though if you wish to persevere with me.
 
Spliff Politics said:
And holy shit, thats sounds like quite the festie 8o! Hugging workshops and power ballad yoga, aye? Theyre both new to me. Could i be so brash as to ask you what these entail?
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I actually have no idea but they're in the programme and sound quite fun.. shall let you know!

Shambles said:
For your own or for the nipples of others?
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Oh, mine! Caught the tail-end of the workshop last year and it looked quite fun.. plus an excuse to get my norks out, like. (And yes, I expect it shall be ridiculous Spliffity, but that's kind of the point. =D)
 
Okay okay, no we have a lady present lets put this to the test.

So then Swampy if you dont mind my asking; what would be your reaction if you were out in the town and successfully courted a fine looking specimen (Phil Mitchell esque) and seemingly normal as far as fetishes go. You get him to the back of a kebab shop, eagerly waiting for him to finish his kebab so you can make love, ignoring the mayo dripping down his chin and the verging-on sexual grunts hes making as he devours the kebab. Finally he finishes, flings the rubbish to the side and looks up up at you with fire in his eyes. A tear runs down his cheek; he knows that the chili was far too hot for him, but he holds back his tears. Your ready to pounce on this fine man, but wait, he roots through his hemp made manbag to produce two of the finest looking nipple tassels that £1.50 can buy. Starting to feel the effects of the kebab impede his movements he knows he must at swiftly before the dreaded 'itis' takes its hold. This is a man who you know is playing hardball. You know that its either the nipple tassels or no sex at all. What do you do?

Edit - If any ladies could please give some input about this. Whats your opinion on nipple tassels?
 
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Good! The 2 - 1 on the nipple tassel debate.

Sadly yeah haha. Munched a load of valium, passed out for an hour at 7, ate a healthy fruity breakfast, boshed a few magnesium and vitamin-b's and then a cheeky bumdrop of a tiiiiiiny bit of meth. All that healthy shyte will completely override any negative effects of the meth ;) Im clever, i am
 
Anyone with a hemp manbag and nipple tassles is the fella for me. I'd probably be willing to overlook the kebab thing, too.
 
Yay. Because they're fun. :p (I've been wanting some fire ones for ages ^ but very much doubt they'd ever see the light of day.)
 
Does something like this not take your fancy? Every womens dream to become a latex urinal isnt it? Whenever i go for a piss i always look down at the urinal in jealousy.

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Anyway, thats 2 -2 on the nipple tassel debate (ya filthy minded fiends)
 
Looks like something for the Saw films to me.

Im still perplexed by the whole nipple tassel thing. Perhaps its because im more of a booty man? I'll just have to wait for some more opinions i guess.
 
swampdragon said:
Aha, but is not having a larf sexy in itself?
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Sorry ive gotta disagree with you there Swampsta. Obviously its a personal thing, but for me sex is about getting down and dirty. I hope that doesnt make me sound like a pervert, but ive never related the two. I cam see where your coming from if your in a playful mood, but ive always prefered the more passionate/intense sexy times. Being as childish as i am, i dont think even a fart during sex would make me laugh and thats really saying something haha 8o

SummerSerenade said:
I would feel like a right tit (harhar) wearing nipple tassels so I guess it's a no from me. And where did you get that picture spliff, straight from the wank bank? ;)
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I mean, what the fuck do you do with them once therye attached. I cant imagine "Go on darlin' give em a little twirl for me" would incite much passion haha.

As for the urinal gimp suit; thats not really my thing either - never been a fan of piss. Who the fuck saw a urinal and thought to themselves "Coooorrrrrrrrrr blimey, what a erotic looking bit of toiletry. The missus is gonna be over the moon once i tell her what ive got in stall for her"

But again, you must remember that some people like having sex with dead people, so its not too hard to believe that there are people into this.
 
Spliff Politics said:
Sorry ive gotta disagree with you there Swampsta. Obviously its a personal thing, but for me sex is about getting down and dirty. I hope that doesnt make me sound like a pervert, but ive never related the two. I cam see where your coming from if your in a playful mood, but ive always prefered the more passionate/intense sexy times. Being as childish as i am, i dont think even a fart during sex would make me laugh and thats really saying something haha 8o
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I think she meant that humour is sexy in general. Not when directly applied to shagging.
 
swampdragon said:
(I've been wanting some fire ones for ages ^ but very much doubt they'd ever see the light of day.)
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Not as much of a problem as you may think as one of the major advantages of flaming nipple tassels is that they work better in the dark of night than the light of day.

Spliff Politics said:
Im still perplexed by the whole nipple tassel thing. Perhaps its because im more of a booty man?
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And one for the lay-deez...

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