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EADD what are you munching on? Not overdone like the last thread.

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Shambles said:
I've often been told my accent is a bit posh. Loadsa peeps seem to think I went to public school. It's hard to imagine anything further from the truth. I am a bit of a ponce, mind. It's probably just that cos my accent definitely ain't posh.
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Yep.. it sounds like posh-ish southern/home counties accent to me. In a good way, though!
 
Yeah there're nice posh accents and nasty posh accents, and the difference has nothing to do with heritage, upbringing etc.

There's the kind of lilting, sweet, correct voice. Then there's the haughty, bossy, nasal, disagreeable 'daddy owns a half of gloucester' kind. Reckon it might have something to do with shitty attitudes being passed down the bloodline and being reflected by what comes out out of the madeleine-hole, but what would a pleb like me know.

This is totally apart from the ersatz 'posh' accents you get off the kids of a builders' merchant who's done well for himself and sent his brats to the cheapest private school he can afford, because 'this family is on the up!".

I'm only saying this because posh people claim not to have an accent, when there are definite differences.
 
I still don't get the supposedly posh bit of my accent - no idea where that could've crept in from being brought up on council estates and in city centres for the most part. I suppose I can but be thankful that it's apparently 'good posh' (thanks, Swampy, and phew!!!) rather than plain ol' posh posh of the skin-crawling variety. It's very hard to judge your own voice/accent cos I doubt the person it belongs to ever really hears it the way others do. If I actually sound like I do when recorded - or even how it sounds to me when I speak out loud much of the time - I can't for the life of me understand why I've not been randomly assaulted as infreqently as I have. Can't stand to hear my own voice.

But in munchings news, had more of that spicy pork 'n' beans thing I made t'other night with basmati. Although I say it myself, I do a bloody good spicy pork 'n' beans thing.
 
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If I actually sound like I do when recorded - or even how it sounds to me when I speak out loud much of the time - I can't for the life of me understand why I've not been randomly assaulted as infreqently as I have.
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Same would probably be true for me if I was a bloke haha.

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I'm only saying this because posh people claim not to have an accent, when there are definite differences.
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QFT. And mine's the first type you mentioned. Of course.

And I'm not saying I'm not posh but I'm not saying I'm not not posh.

I made some honey glazed gammon with roast potatoes and veg for dinner. Eating my body weight (not a lot still lets face it) before next coke binge. Hmm mmm.
 
That sounds amazing - I'm starving. My packet of noodles is mocking my insides.

I'm a pretty good cook - you can take or leave that, but it's true. Thing is I hardly ever boyjer when it's just me (your creation loses its lustre after reheating it for the 5th time in a week) In fact I enjoy cooking whatever, it's the washing up that really puts the kibosh on solo cookery.

With that, I'm off to Subway!
 
It ended up being a shish kebab as subway was shut. I've just had deep-fried chicken dippers too. Got a proper craving for greasy and nasty grub atm. Going to have to get off this ride soon or I'm on the road to bloterdom.

I was at the docs and looked at the BMI - last time, a couple of months ago, I was at the underweight end of ok. Now I'm in the upper reaches of ok. I can see myself going into doner meat pizza mode and waking-up morbidly obese.
 
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Bacon roll for brekky. Fried bacon cos still have no functioning grill and lashings of tomato ketchip and piri-piri sauce cos forgot to buy tomatoes (borderline essential for bacon sarnies I'd suggest) and do likes me a bit of chilli to start the day with. Also means I have a nice bacony pan that'll add a nice bit of extra flavour to tomorrow's curry cooking.
 
I'll polish off that greasy food for you instead spud, I'm well at the bottom of the good BMI range so I need porking up. Wouldn't have thought it from what I say I eat on here though haha, I should be obese. On a fat note, I had a triple chocolate muffin from Sainsburys for lunch, £1.27 for 4 atm, nice one. Speaking of bacon, I haven't had bacon for ages, might be a good call for breakfast tomorrow. Making fajitas for dinner later.
 
Leftover chilli, with some salad, bits of turkey slapped ontop, and some other random shite, + salad cream
 
I gotta say that you are right up there in contention with Dan for most unusual diet in all of EADDland, Limpy. Both do sound quite appealing in some ways but also seem to defy any accepted notion of meals as generally thought of. Fascinating stuff. You're not a beetroot man too by any chance are you? :sus:

My dins was the last of the spicy pork 'n' bean thing I've been slowly working my way through. Still bloody good spicy pork 'n' bean thing even if still only saying so myself.

Cooking a curry tomorrow for next week. Got a posh pie for tomorrow itself but will hold fire on that until I have actually tasted it. And it's not really posh, just bloody expensive.
 
Posh/expensive pie immediately made me think of those pieminister ones sham. Am I right? If so then they're pretty nice, always on offer on ocado as well (betraying my middle class-ness there a bit). Agree about the unusual diet thing though haha, always thought I was a bit off for having cakes for lunch but bacon and cream tops that by a long way.
 
Bacon, cream and HP sauce - the latter really does make a difference :D

It's not a Pieminster one I don't think. Can't recall the brand and can't be arsed to go check but these one have only just appeared locally (which means nothing being so far from civilisation) and they're £3.50 even for a small individual one. Filling varieties sound good but will reserve judgement until I've got a working oven. Sadly it's gonna have to be microwaved this time. Was reduced to 60p though and am buggered if I'm paying £3.50 for an individual pie unless it really is bloody good. Very bloody good.
 
Lol i didn't pour cream on my bacon sandwich. The HP sauce goes on the sandwich, sandwich gets eaten, then I drink the pot of cream for dessert.

Beetroot? I can't even bear the stink of it. Disgusting. I can't eat veg of any kind, for sensory reasons. I love my fruit though, cherries, mango, lychees, grenadillas, guava, custard apple/cherimoya, and passionfruit and banana are probably my favourite.

I HATE dragonfruit though, and I won't eat horned melon or pitahaya either, those are just repulsive.


I think the season is about right for me to be making some pies of my own. I do a pretty good blackberry pie, and I've recently found some big patches of japanese wineberry, and sea buckthorn. I've been meaning to walk up there with some carrier bags and try working the two of those together into a fruit pie. The wineberries are similar-looking to raspberries, in the same family, orange in color, quite sweet, with a hint of tangy, quite edible, just straight off the bush, and the sea buckthorn (not to be confused with ordinary buckthorn or alder buckthorn, different family altogether, and the latter two are violent purgatives), but the sea buckthorn has big clusters of round orange berries, that are super-high in vitamin C, and have a sour, tart but fragrant taste. I think they would go well together baked in a pie.
 
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I never used to be keen on veg or salad etc at all, still not overly keen on it but hammer it down for health reasons
 
I always have veg/salad at dinner time (well, when I'm at home anyway...) but either nothing for lunch or like, a muffin or ice cream haha. My body probably hates me.

@Sham (cba quoting) - could be Pieminister, they're that kind of price (or 2 for £6 when I buy them). Or might be the other brand which I can't remember the name of but is pretty much exactly the same. If anyone else is a lazyonlineshoppingtwat then I would 1000% recommend trying Ocado, they're so middle class it's excellent, I mean they have fucking reviews for each item and you get a text saying what colour your delivery van is going to be and everything. It's amazing.

I am such a housewife already haha, shocking. I haven't made a pie for ages thinking about it, used to do them loads when my mum was still with her ex but it just feels like too much effort doing it for just me and him/me and her or for myself. Having steak tomorrow with homemade peppercorn sauce and chips, nom.

I just like literally all food tbh. Don't trust myself to pick random berries though, I would definitely poison myself.
 
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